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Like a turkey in young corn

Pass some words

Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?

A face like a well slapped ass.

He could sell ice to an Eskimo.

That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.

Strong as a new well rope

We don’t air our dirty laundry out in public.

His porch light’s on, but he ain’t home!

Bowed up like a Halloween cat

Let a man skin his own skunk.

Like a peach-orchard bull

About as useful as buttons on a dishrag

When Satan goes ice skatin’ in Hell.

You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.

Well when you go through a briar patch you don’t know which briar scratched you.

A shallow brook is noisiest.

Well, ain’t he just the tom-cat’s kitten?

Full as a tick

Her breath/body odor would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.