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Author: Country expression Page 37
Built like a brick shithouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very strong and well-built
You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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You can’t win ‘em all
Your time will come
He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.
Country expression
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Shady character
Slippery
Untrustworthy
He’s three sheets in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
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Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
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Broke out with money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
HIs money shows
It’s obvious he’s got money
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He’s dumber than a day old pig.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Give me some sugar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give me a kiss.
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He's got both feet in the trough.
Country expression
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Said of someone eating vigorously
Sober as a judge
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Sober
He's tougher than a two dollar steak.
Country expression
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Toughness
Lay out of work or school
Country expression
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To miss work or play hookey
He/She’s got teeth like a rake.
Country expression
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Teeth
Took a heart burnin'
Country expression
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Fell in love
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I’m on it like cheese on grits!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'll get right to it
I'm taking care of it
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Like a calf in clover
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Playful
He didn't get there on a paved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
On a dirt road
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Rural
People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t split your britches
Country expression
Emotions
Don’t get riled up
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