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I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.

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Jackin yer jaw

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That girl’s meaner than cuss!

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Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.

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Well, shut my mouth.

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You might as well play Hob with the hoe-handle!

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Don't get your knickers in a knot.

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As full of wind as a corn-eating horse

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I'd rather pay his board than board him.

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My hind foot!

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Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.

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I'll knock you into the middle of next week lookin' both ways for Sunday.

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Stand pappy

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Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

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As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.

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When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.

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Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.

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A rooster one day, a feather duster the next.

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He’s as tough as a boot.

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To put the spit on the apple.

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Long as a month of Sundays.

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