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He’d argue with a wall as long as it’d stand there and take it.

Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.

She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.

Knee high to a grasshopper

Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!

Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!

Well, shut my mouth.

I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.

Have to piss like a Russian race horse.

Don't get your cows runnin.

I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.

She's so sweet, sugar wouldn't melt in her mouth.

Sweating like a whore in church.

Empty as a winter rain barrel.

… took a long dip in the ugly pond

Poor as gully dirt

Well, shut my mouth.

He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!

I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.

That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.

You can hear her three fields off.