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Author: Country expression Page 38
He’d argue with a wall as long as it’d stand there and take it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Argumentative
Other expressions
Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Treat poorly
Treated worse than other children in the family
She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Usually referring to a child)
Other expressions
Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
Other expressions
Size
Small
Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Window
Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Well, shut my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shocked and speechless
I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Have to piss like a Russian race horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have to pee really badly
Other expressions
Don't get your cows runnin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's not that big of a problem
Other expressions
I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gotta go bad
Other expressions
She's so sweet, sugar wouldn't melt in her mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sweating like a whore in church.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
Other expressions
… took a long dip in the ugly pond
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor as gully dirt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, shut my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well I'll be
He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
Other expressions
That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's more trouble then it's worth.
Other expressions
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
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