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Author: Country expression Page 38
Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
Like a live oak limb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crooked
Other expressions
I feel like the underside of a turnip green.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I don't feel so well
Other expressions
Have no axe to grind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have no gripe
No strong opinion
Other expressions
Ain't I God's own fool?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said if one makes a mistake or does something stupid
It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
She is so ugly I would hire her to haunt a house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If she gets to heaven she'll ask to see the upstairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There's no pleasing her.
He has more information than a Sears Roebuck catalog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He knows it all.
Other expressions
You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Louder than two skeletons fighting on a tin roof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Other expressions
He’s three limbs up a willa.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Other expressions
Willow tree
Farmin’ in the woods
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making moonshine
Other expressions
Up shit creek without a paddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In bad situation
Other expressions
That man ain't got the decency to die.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
It come up a bad cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A thunderstorm
Other expressions
He looked like Death sucking a sponge.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Road Humps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Speed bumps
To get clear water, go to the head of the branch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t waste time with underlings
Go to the source
Other expressions
When Satan goes ice skatin’ in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will never happen
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