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Author: Country expression Page 38
I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.
Country expression
Expressions
I wasn't born yesterday
I’m not THAT much of a fool.
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
Other expressions
He’d make a cat laugh.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Foolish
Humor
Other expressions
She is so smart, even her teachers play chess with her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dislike for someone
Bad
Other expressions
Y’all have chairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Please be seated
He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shouldn’t get in trouble near home
Slow as an iron toad
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow
Speed
Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
like trying to herd cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An impossible task
Other expressions
Something very difficult
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shut the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sneaky
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can't trust him
Other expressions
Sneaky
Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
Other expressions
I've had an apple out of that bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't wish to re- experience something
I ’ve done that before
Other expressions
Madder than spit on a griddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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