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Author: Country expression Page 39
Broke out with money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
HIs money shows
It’s obvious he’s got money
Other expressions
Mend fences.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
End a feud
Other expressions
Settle differences
Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Term of endearment
Get the short end of the stick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To come off worst in a bargain or contest
Treated wrong
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
Other expressions
I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
Other expressions
You could grow potatoes in those dirty ears.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We in the short rows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Almost finished
Other expressions
He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Nutty
Other expressions
Flat as a fritter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Flat
Other expressions
About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
Like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Act and think alike
Other expressions
The same
I'll hit you so hard your children will be born dizzy.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
Other expressions
It was all still and Sunday-like.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm
Other expressions
Quiet
If you need somebody to push you in the creek, just lemme know.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If I can do you a favor
Other expressions
Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dark
Other expressions
Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can't trust him
Other expressions
Sneaky
I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
Other expressions
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
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