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Author: Country expression Page 39
She could talk the leg off a horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talks a lot
He’s in a foggery.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disoriented
Drunk
Other expressions
How long is a piece of string?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The unknown
Unpredictable
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full of hot air
Other expressions
Talkative
He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, shoot me for a billygoat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll be a monkey’s uncle
Other expressions
Well
Well I'll be darned
Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can't trust him
Other expressions
Sneaky
The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get your priorities in order
Other expressions
He’s playing possum.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretending he’s dead or asleep
Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Who died and left the gate open?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Traffic is really bad
I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive there
Other expressions
Took off like Moody's goose
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Left quickly
Other expressions
He fell ass over teakettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The apple never falls too far from the tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inheirited trait
Like father like son
Other expressions
I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When one does something clumsy
I don’t think we need to be subliminable [sic] about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.
George W. Bush
Country expression
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Finer than frog's hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Delicate
Other expressions
Real good
In high cotton
Country expression
Expressions
Doing well monetarily
Other expressions
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
Took the preachers seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone fell on their butt
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