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Author: Country expression Page 39
She can burn water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a poor cook
Other expressions
He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
Other expressions
Persuasive
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s like swimming through peanut butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow or rough going
It's gonna be a gully washer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Refers to a large rain storm
I'm gonna peck a knot on your head!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat (usually to a child)
Other expressions
Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s time to leave out and head home.
Let's go
Other expressions
Wilder than a March hare
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Excitable
Other expressions
Wild
Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Like “Well I’ll be darned." or "You don't say.”
Other expressions
Sittin’ on the amen corner
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A place in a church reserved for persons leading congregational responses
Agreement
I agree with you
Other expressions
Well, I swanny…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hotter than a two dollar pistol.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Like a calf in clover
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Playful
I've sallyjacked the potato salad.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I've made too much potato salad
Other expressions
Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
Let a man skin his own skunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
She's so mad she's gonna raise sand.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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