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Author: Country expression Page 39
That was faster than green grass through a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickness
Speed
Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
Sure as a cat has a climbing gear
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's a sure thing
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Not blessed with beauty…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Act like you’ve got some raisin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Act like you were taught good manners
Behavior
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Raised properly
He is ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
Country expression
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Bad
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Worthless
If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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A shallow brook is noisiest.
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Miscellaneous
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Quietness
Shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.
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Miscellaneous
He don’t use his kindlin’ to get a fire started.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a man of few words
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I’m fair to middlin’.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm doin' okay
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So so
A face like a well slapped ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Red faced
Lost as a goose in a snowstorm
Country expression
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Lost
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He’s got a tough row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Circumstances
Got a hard job ahead
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I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
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Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
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Well I'll be darned
That size don't get no bigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of something very large
Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
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Long as a month of Sundays.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
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Ain’t got both oars in the water
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other euphemisms
Other expressions
She is so ugly I would hire her to haunt a house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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