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That was faster than green grass through a goose.

Drunk as Cooter Brown

Sure as a cat has a climbing gear

Not blessed with beauty…

Act like you’ve got some raisin.

He is ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.

A shallow brook is noisiest.

Shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.

He don’t use his kindlin’ to get a fire started.

I’m fair to middlin’.

A face like a well slapped ass.

Lost as a goose in a snowstorm

He’s got a tough row to hoe

I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.

Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!

That size don't get no bigger.

Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.

Long as a month of Sundays.

Ain’t got both oars in the water

She is so ugly I would hire her to haunt a house.