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Author: Country expression Page 4
You don’t know shit from apple butter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clueless
Doesn’t know anything
Other expressions
Between you me and the gatepost…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep in confidence
Other expressions
It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To get clear water, go to the head of the branch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t waste time with underlings
Go to the source
Other expressions
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone says “if”
He's dumber than a mud fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, butter my biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
Sweating like a whore in church.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Like Claude Harris’ mule
Country expression
Miscellaneous
After his mule plowed into a fence Claude Harris remarked that “he ain’t blind – he just’ don’t give a damn”
Indifferent
Other expressions
He ain't got no home trainin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor manners
Rude
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
Other expressions
Don’t let the tail wag the dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where something small or insignificant controls the larger system
Tighter than a new boot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
That was back when Christ wore knee-britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
Finer than frog's hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Delicate
Other expressions
Real good
His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To describe someone who looks tired and worn out
A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be who you are
Other expressions
Pretentions
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
He's tighter than a fiddle string
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stingy
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