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Author: Country expression Page 4
A face like a well slapped ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Red faced
Slow as pond water.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He is so green if you stuck him in the ground he would grow.
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Inexperienced
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He ain’t a man to tie too.
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Miscellaneous
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Untrustworthy
One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel
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Miscellaneous
Living dangerously
Near death
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If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't get mad unless you have all the facts
Other expressions
Queer as a three dollar bill.
Country expression
Expressions
Homosexual
Very odd
We in the short rows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Almost finished
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Broke out with money
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Miscellaneous
HIs money shows
It’s obvious he’s got money
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It's come a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's going to storm
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So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.
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Good
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Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.
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Miscellaneous
Incompetence
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Lost as a goose in a snowstorm
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Lost
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Oh shine!
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Miscellaneous
A declaration of surprise
Other expressions
A faint heart never won a fair lady or stole a watermelon.
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Miscellaneous
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That’s the worst taste I’ve had in my mouth with the lights on!
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Taste
No, it’s liquid sunshine.
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Miscellaneous
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Sarcastic response to when someone asks if it is raining
Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
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Well, slap my head and call me silly.
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Miscellaneous
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It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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