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A face like a well slapped ass.

Slow as pond water.

He is so green if you stuck him in the ground he would grow.

He ain’t a man to tie too.

One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel

If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.

Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.

Queer as a three dollar bill.

We in the short rows.

Broke out with money

It's come a cloud.

So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.

Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.

Lost as a goose in a snowstorm

Oh shine!

A faint heart never won a fair lady or stole a watermelon.

That’s the worst taste I’ve had in my mouth with the lights on!

No, it’s liquid sunshine.

Crooked as a cork screw.

Well, slap my head and call me silly.

It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.