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Author: Country expression Page 4
That was faster than green grass through a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickness
Speed
He’s got molasses in his britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
To “love on you”
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
To hold soothe or cuddle
What a bunch of potlickers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mongrel dog
Of poor breeding and limited finance
Other expressions
His porch light’s on, but he ain’t home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
Purty as a picture
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
Pretty
He’s shorter than a mouse hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Shortness
She can’t help that she’s ugly, but she could’ve stayed home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We don’t air our dirty laundry out in public.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk about our business
Cute as a sack full of puppies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cute
Other expressions
He learned to whisper in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a loud talker
I wish to my never.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s amazing!
A faint heart never won a fair lady or stole a watermelon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To describe someone who looks tired and worn out
That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
Every dog has his day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone shines someday
Other expressions
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Born short and slapped down flat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Short and squat
Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't be too self-conscious about your appearance.
Other expressions
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
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