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Author: Country expression Page 40
He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a sound sleeper
That kid could break an anvil.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Destruction
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You can’t tell nobody nothing that ain’t ever been nowhere!
Country expression
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Lay out of work or school
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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To miss work or play hookey
Meaner than a snake
Country expression
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Mean
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Bless your pea-pickin' heart.
Country expression
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People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
Like a calf in clover
Country expression
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Playful
He’d scare a horse from his oats.
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She couldn't keep her dress down.
Country expression
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Promiscuous
I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.
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He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
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Greed
Never content
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Louder than two skeletons fighting on a tin roof.
Country expression
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Loud
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Doesn’t know shit from Shinola
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone who lacks knowledge intelligence and general good sense
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Shinola was an old brand of shoe polish
So ugly no fly would land on ‘em
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I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.
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She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.
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abused & unhappy
Looking worn out
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He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.
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You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.
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You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid
My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nagging
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She’s so poor she ain’t got two nickels to rub together.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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