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Put it on the front door.

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I’m gonna tan your hide.

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Tougher than a one-eared alley cat.

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Don’t care if I do.

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Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.

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Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.

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I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.

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No fly ever lit on her.

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Happy as a hog in slop.

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Sunday face

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I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.

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Well, cut my legs off and call me shorty.

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If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.

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Like a polecat at a camp meeting

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She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.

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Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?

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As full of wind as a corn-eating horse

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Forty eleven

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Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.

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Braggin’ dog

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Useful as a broken leg.

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