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Author: Country expression Page 40
His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Brains
Other expressions
It come up a bad cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A thunderstorm
Other expressions
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as ‘if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen’
He’s so mean a rattlesnake bit him five times and died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Tough
That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
Deader than a door nail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Gooder than grits
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Things are going well
Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t worry about things you can’t control just do your part
Other expressions
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Who died and left the gate open?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Traffic is really bad
He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
It's like trying to nail Jell-O
®
to a wall.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.
Country expression
Appearance
Expressions
Said of a woman wearing too much lipstick
He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will ya take on wood?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will you have a drink with me?
Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Other expressions
He’s livin' in high cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's doing well
Other expressions
She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubbornness
Crooked as a snake's back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
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