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His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.

It come up a bad cloud.

If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!

He’s so mean a rattlesnake bit him five times and died.

That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!

Deader than a door nail

Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.

Gooder than grits

Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.

Skinny as a bean pole.

Who died and left the gate open?

He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.

Where do you fall?

It's like trying to nail Jell-O® to a wall.

Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.

He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.

Will ya take on wood?

Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.

He’s livin' in high cotton.

She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.

Crooked as a snake's back.