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An empty wagon makes the most noise.

He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.

Turn of the sun

That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt

Air up your car

They from off.

Crooked as a cork screw.

Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.

Hangin’ in there like a hair in a biscuit.

Y’all have chairs.

Messed up as a soup sandwich

Like a rooster in an empty henhouse

So dry he had the rattles

Hotter than Satan’s housecat.

Living high on the hog

He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.

I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.

This is gooder'n grits.

To have treed the coon

I've had an apple out of that bag.

I'll hit you so hard your children will be born dizzy.