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Author: Country expression Page 41
Two shakes of a lamb's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
Happier than a two peckerd billy goat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.
Country expression
Expressions
Frugal
Money
Stingy
I’m gonna tan your hide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Farmin’ in the woods
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making moonshine
Other expressions
He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has poor aim
Is a poor shot
Other expressions
Tight as Dick’s hatband
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight clothing
Uncomfortable
Various interpretations
Boy howdy!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of enthusiastic agreement
Like “Oh man!” or Wow!
Other expressions
You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She had legs up to her armpits and was proud of 'em
Strutted
He's tougher than a two dollar steak.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Toughness
Will ya take on wood?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will you have a drink with me?
Barefooted as a yard dog.
Country expression
Expressions
His front porch light is burnt out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a goose a-goin’ barefooted
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Always
Forever
Other expressions
She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Usually referring to a child)
Other expressions
Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
Doesn’t have a pot to piss in
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is penniless
Other expressions
Fix your plate.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Serve yourself at dinner
Happy as a clam at high tide
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
Other expressions
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