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Author: Country expression Page 41
An empty wagon makes the most noise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
People who talk the loudest have the least to say
He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shouldn’t get in trouble near home
Turn of the sun
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noon
Other expressions
That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Babies
Other expressions
Smooth
Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
Other expressions
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Home
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t worry about things you can’t control just do your part
Other expressions
Hangin’ in there like a hair in a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Adhering closely
Determination
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Y’all have chairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Please be seated
Messed up as a soup sandwich
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
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Miscellaneous
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So dry he had the rattles
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Was very thirsty
Hotter than Satan’s housecat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
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He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Nutty
Other expressions
I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
This is gooder'n grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
To have treed the coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To have found the quarry or what we were looking for
I've had an apple out of that bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't wish to re- experience something
I ’ve done that before
Other expressions
I'll hit you so hard your children will be born dizzy.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
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