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Author: Country expression Page 41
I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's as mad as a wet hen.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shit fire and save matches
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration
Like “Well I'll be" or "You don't say”
Other expressions
Slower than molasses in January
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow speed
Like a duck looking for thunder.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A confused person
Other expressions
You need to dance with them what brung you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t forget those who helped you
Loyalty
Other expressions
Stay with what works
Meaner than a snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a sound sleeper
When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.
Country expression
Expressions
Frugal
Money
Stingy
Hotter than Satan’s housecat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
Other expressions
Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
Other expressions
Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cool
Other expressions
Temperature
Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hammers
Other expressions
Her apron’s ridin’ high.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s pregnant
Georgia buggy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wheelbarrow
Pissin’ in the wind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wanting something you don’t have
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