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Author: Country expression Page 41
Take a slack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Relax
Slow down
Take a break
As easy as herding chickens/cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Difficult
Other expressions
You plant a tater, you get a tater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It shouldn’t surprise you
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You reap what you sow.
Let me hug your neck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He is ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Worthless
Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Impossible
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Unfeasible
You look like five miles of bad road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Tired
Worn out
Hold your horses
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be patient
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To put the spit on the apple.
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To end the argument
Dumber than a barrel of hair
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Dumb
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He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.
Country expression
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If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.
Country expression
Appearance
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Fat
Short as a gnat's tail
Country expression
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It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.
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Who died and left the gate open?
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Traffic is really bad
Well, shoot me for a billygoat.
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I’ll be a monkey’s uncle
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Well
Well I'll be darned
He's gotta whole head full of simple.
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Tighter than bark on a tree
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Not very generous
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Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.
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When someone says they “might”
She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.
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Miscellaneous
(Usually referring to a child)
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Pretty as you please
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Easy
Other expressions
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