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Take a slack

As easy as herding chickens/cats

You plant a tater, you get a tater.

Let me hug your neck.

He is ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster

You look like five miles of bad road.

Hold your horses

To put the spit on the apple.

Dumber than a barrel of hair

He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.

If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.

Short as a gnat's tail

It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.

Who died and left the gate open?

Well, shoot me for a billygoat.

He's gotta whole head full of simple.

Tighter than bark on a tree

Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.

She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.

Pretty as you please