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Author: Country expression Page 42
He could sell ice to an Eskimo.
Country expression
Characteristics
Expressions
Convincing
Persuasive
I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
Busted two sets of knee caps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Walked too much
We don’t air our dirty laundry out in public.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk about our business
He took in a lot of mules.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slippery
Untrustworthy
It’s as hot as blue blazes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Termperature
To put the spit on the apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To end the argument
He is just a hole in search of donut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She is so ugly I would hire her to haunt a house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Switch
He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shouldn’t get in trouble near home
He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He won’t hit a lick at a snake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s too lazy
Other expressions
Chester drawers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Chest OF drawers
Other expressions
Act like you’ve got some raisin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Act like you were taught good manners
Behavior
Other expressions
Raised properly
He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has poor aim
Is a poor shot
Other expressions
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
It’s cold enough to freeze a turkey off the roost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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