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Author: Country expression Page 42
That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Coffee
Other expressions
Don't sneeze behind a skittish horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can't trust him
Other expressions
Sneaky
Natural enough to eat pie
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a realistic portrait
Get a hump on
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get a move on
Get going
Other expressions
Stronger’n a garlic milkshake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Come here and gimme a Yankee dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Give me a kiss.
He learned to whisper in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a loud talker
He/She’s got teeth like a rake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Teeth
Deader than a door nail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
Other expressions
Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
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I’m goin’ to be on you quicker than a duck on a June bug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
They live just a hoot and a holler down the road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to someplace close by
She could talk the leg off a horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talks a lot
That land is so poor two red-headed women couldn’t raise a fuss on it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That's as scarce as hen's teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rare
Scarcity
It’s been saucered and blowed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
Between you me and the gatepost…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep in confidence
Other expressions
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