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Author: Country expression Page 42
Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone who talks too much
Other expressions
About as useful as buttons on a dishrag
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
Other expressions
Size
Small
Like a jackass in a tin stable
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noisy
Other expressions
Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
His face was all plowed up
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Creased and wrinkled
Face
Other expressions
He looks like he stepped out of a bandbox.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To appear very neat and fashionable
Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Fair to middlin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Okay
Other expressions
So so
I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.
Country expression
Expressions
I wasn't born yesterday
I’m not THAT much of a fool.
He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
He's three days older than Moses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She is so smart, even her teachers play chess with her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lay out of work or school
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To miss work or play hookey
Slow as an iron toad
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow
Speed
He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Deteriorating rapidly
Other expressions
Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
Don't go back on your raisin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Denying your heritage
Other expressions
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