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She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.

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Dumb as a sack of doorknobs

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So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.

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He’s shorter than a mouse hole.

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That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.

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As full of wind as a corn-eating horse

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Pull in your horns.

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Held his hind leg

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He ain't got no home trainin.

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It's as cold as all git out!

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A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.

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She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.

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Basket name

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He learned to whisper in a sawmill.

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So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks

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Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.

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If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.

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He's as happy as if he had good sense.

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He's three days older than Moses.

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Don't get your tit in a ringer!

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Higher the hair, closer to God.

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