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Author: Country expression Page 43
Useful as a broken leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Jump the broomstick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Marriage without benefit of a preacher or justice of the peace
Other expressions
Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Responsibility
That’s the worst taste I’ve had in my mouth with the lights on!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Taste
If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat or warning
Other expressions
Got a face like a mile of unpaved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Brains
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A face like a well slapped ass.
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Red faced
I already know I’m going to hell, I’m just paving the road.
Country expression
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Behavior
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I'll walk to town on that lip!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Said to someone who's pouting
He’s got a tough row to hoe
Country expression
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Circumstances
Got a hard job ahead
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Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Country expression
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Busy
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No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.
Country expression
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Insignificant
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Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
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Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
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Hold your horses
Country expression
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Be patient
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I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
It would be better to dress him than to feed him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
He eats a lot
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Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Skinny
It's hotter than a ginger mill in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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