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Like they do in Alabama

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I already know I’m going to hell, I’m just paving the road.

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I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.

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Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.

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You kin put your boots in the oven – but that don’t make ‘em biscuits.

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A near man with a dollar

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Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.

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He could fall down walkin’ from the house to the barn.

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Sober as a judge

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He’s three sheets in the wind.

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He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.

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Country as a churn

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It'd be quicker to train kudzu.

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Lower than a snake’s belly

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If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.

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She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.

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The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.

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Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.

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I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!

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Like a bump on a log

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She’s possum ugly.

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