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Author: Country expression Page 43
A trace of the uppity
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Self-important
Snobbish
As tall as a Georgia pine
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Tall
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sharp as a ball peen hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Every dog has his day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone shines someday
Other expressions
He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
Other expressions
… more than Carter’s got pills.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reference to Carter’s Little Liver Pills
Many
Other expressions
It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, I swanny…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
It’s been saucered and blowed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
Slow as pond water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never satisfied
Other expressions
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Appearances can be deceptive
Other expressions
If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone is stopping you from getting something done
If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Georgia buggy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wheelbarrow
I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Nobody here but us chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We’re all alone
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