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Author: Country expression Page 44
I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That land is so poor two red-headed women couldn’t raise a fuss on it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
Who died and left the gate open?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Traffic is really bad
She can burn water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a poor cook
Other expressions
Farmin’ in the woods
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making moonshine
Other expressions
Like Claude Harris’ mule
Country expression
Miscellaneous
After his mule plowed into a fence Claude Harris remarked that “he ain’t blind – he just’ don’t give a damn”
Indifferent
Other expressions
They never could set horses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Never could get along
Other expressions
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