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Author: Country expression Page 5
Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Really dressed up
Got a face like a mile of unpaved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's conceited
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Self-important
Shit fire and save matches
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Miscellaneous
A declaration
Like “Well I'll be" or "You don't say”
Other expressions
He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees.
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Miscellaneous
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If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.
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Miscellaneous
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Good Heavenly Days!
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Miscellaneous
Can you believe that?
Exclamation
Gosh
Other expressions
Well I'll be
Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.
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Expressions
Said of something very large
Size
I was as surprised as if a sheep had bit me.
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Miscellaneous
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He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
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Said when someone lost something
Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.
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Miscellaneous
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Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.
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Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.
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Miscellaneous
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You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!
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Miscellaneous
Behavior
Crazy
Other expressions
Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.
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Mean
Other expressions
He’s in a foggery.
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Disoriented
Drunk
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Does a snake have hips?
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Obviously no
Of course not
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Held his hind leg.
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Was a best man at his wedding
Pretty is as pretty does.
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Miscellaneous
If you do pretty things you will be pretty
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It’s raining pitchforks and plowhandles.
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Miscellaneous
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Raining a lot
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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