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Author: Country expression Page 5
I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, that just frosts my ankles!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Insignificant
Other expressions
He just sits there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Immobile
Other expressions
Unresponsive
It’s comin’ down a toad-floater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Raining hard
In a coon's age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Not blessed with beauty…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Get a hump on
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get a move on
Get going
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Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horniness
Other expressions
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dislike for someone
Bad
Other expressions
Well, that puts the tassel on the cap.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
That beats all
Oooo weee… I see Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said if a girl’s underwear was showing
Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
Other expressions
You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Common sense
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
Another horse been in his barn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His spouse is cheating
Other expressions
Chester drawers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Chest OF drawers
Other expressions
Wild as a peach orchard hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horny
Other expressions
Rambunctious
Randy
Sunday face
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One's best and most presentable appearance
Other expressions
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