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Author: Country expression Page 5
Turn of the sun
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noon
Other expressions
Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
Boy howdy!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of enthusiastic agreement
Like “Oh man!” or Wow!
Other expressions
Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't meddle
Other expressions
You aren't involved so stay out of it
Madder than a hornet!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Angry
Other expressions
If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.
Country expression
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Fat
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I wouldn't trade you for a farm in Georgia.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Compliment
Other expressions
I hope she lives to a 150 and looks it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Boy, ain't no difference twixt them and you 'cept God's Love.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to mentally challenged folks
Use your head for something besides a hat rack.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That size don't get no bigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of something very large
Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
I think I’m tryin’to get sick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About to get ill
Feel poorly
Other expressions
Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Going ninety to nothin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Fast
Other expressions
Sure as a cat has a climbing gear
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's a sure thing
Other expressions
He's gotta whole head full of simple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cows
Other expressions
Rain
He’d scare a horse from his oats.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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