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Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer

Got a face like a mile of unpaved road.

He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.

Shit fire and save matches

He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees.

If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.

Good Heavenly Days!

Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.

I was as surprised as if a sheep had bit me.

He lost his hat, ass, and spats!

Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.

Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.

Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.

You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!

Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.

He’s in a foggery.

Does a snake have hips?

Held his hind leg.

Pretty is as pretty does.

It’s raining pitchforks and plowhandles.

I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.