Author: Country expression Page 5

He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.

Ain’t got both oars in the water

Got off like a fat rat with cheese.

Panting like a lizard on a hot rock

… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.

It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.

How long is a piece of string?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

You look the south end of a north bound cow.

I don’t chew my cabbage twice!

Better an empty house than an unwelcomed guest.

I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.

Where you stay?

You’re trying to push a rope.

Are you outta’ pocket again?

Pass some words

Like a rooster in an empty henhouse

Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.

He's as country as a bowl of grits.

Livin’ high on the hawg.

She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.