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Author: Country expression Page 5
He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Running
Ain’t got both oars in the water
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other euphemisms
Other expressions
Got off like a fat rat with cheese.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Got away with something
Other expressions
Panting like a lizard on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Breathing
Other expressions
Panting
… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsiness
Other expressions
It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fog
Other expressions
How long is a piece of string?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The unknown
Unpredictable
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
You look the south end of a north bound cow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I don’t chew my cabbage twice!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You should have listened the first time because I don’t repeat myself!
Better an empty house than an unwelcomed guest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Guests
Other expressions
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where you stay?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you live?
You’re trying to push a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A futile activity
Other expressions
Are you outta’ pocket again?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Pass some words
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A quarrel
A spat
Other expressions
Trouble
Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
He's as country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not 'citified'
Other expressions
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
Other expressions
She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Beauty
Other expressions
Pretty
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