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He’s so ugly he has to slap himself to sleep.

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Count the people.

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A face like a boiled fist

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Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.

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She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.

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I’m goin’ to be on you quicker than a duck on a June bug.

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Glad eye

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He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.

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Well, that just frosts my ankles!

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Purtier than a peach.

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

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… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.

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Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.

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He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.

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If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.

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He/she looked like death eating a cracker.

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I'd hire her to haunt a house!

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So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks

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Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.

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If you had a brain you'd play with it.

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I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.

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