Author: Country expression Page 6

If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.

No more sense than last year’s bird nest.

If I tell you that rooster dips snuff, you better check under his wing for the can.

Go piss up a rope.

He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.

Nobody here but us chickens.

Like a jackass in a tin stable

Dumber than a barrel of hair

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.

It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.

They’re like two peas in a pod.

Like a peach-orchard bull

He/She’s got teeth like a rake.

He’s just loudin’ off.

People will be able to see to Christmas.

It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.

Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.

Faster than a scalded dog

This is gooder'n grits.

He ain't got no home trainin.

Couldn't run a bath!