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Author: Country expression Page 6
Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
Other expressions
I don’t pay him no nevermind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t pay attention to
Other expressions
In the marble orchard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cemetery
Other expressions
I’m fair to middlin’.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm doin' okay
Other expressions
So so
Tougher than a one-eared alley cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Tough
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never content
Other expressions
Grace the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
How long is a piece of string?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The unknown
Unpredictable
That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's more trouble then it's worth.
Other expressions
Like getting an ox out of the ditch
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About impossible
Other expressions
Very difficult
It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
Slow as an iron toad
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow
Speed
If you had a brain you'd play with it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.
Country expression
Appearance
Ugly
Other expressions
You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To describe someone who looks tired and worn out
She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Let a man skin his own skunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Like “Well I’ll be darned." or "You don't say.”
Other expressions
I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Don’t care to.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
I’ll be happy to
Other expressions
Tight as Dick’s hatband
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight clothing
Uncomfortable
Various interpretations
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