Author: Country expression Page 6

A near man with a dollar.

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Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.

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Colder than a stepmother’s kiss

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We always go to bed with the chickens.

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Dumber than a sack full of hammers.

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Two shakes of a lamb's tail

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Don't sneeze behind a skittish horse.

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The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.

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Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.

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That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!

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You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.

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Lost as a goose in a snowstorm

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A hangdog look

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Going ninety to nothin'

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Well, I swanny…

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Breast baby

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Like a suck-egg dog

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Can't get blood from a turnip.

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Planted corn before the fence was built

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He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.

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Hotter than the hinges of Hell.

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