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Author: Country expression Page 6
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
Other expressions
So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Misers
Other expressions
The hair is in the butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A delicate situation
Other expressions
Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Who died and left the gate open?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Traffic is really bad
It would be better to dress him than to feed him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
He eats a lot
Other expressions
Pissin’ in the wind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ample
Big
Other expressions
You had better go lick that calf over.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When you didn’t do the job right the first time and sent back to do it again
Were you raised in a barn?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Usually said to someone leaving a door open
Dumb as a sack of doorknobs
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You might as well play Hob with the hoe-handle!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
Well, shut my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shocked and speechless
You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s shorter than a mouse hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Shortness
We in the short rows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Almost finished
Other expressions
Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He lives in your neck of the woods.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In your area
Other expressions
That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Break off a relationship
Other expressions
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