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Author: Country expression Page 6
If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.
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Promises
No more sense than last year’s bird nest.
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If I tell you that rooster dips snuff, you better check under his wing for the can.
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Believe what I say
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Go piss up a rope.
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Anonymous
Get lost!
Go to hell!
He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.
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Nobody here but us chickens.
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We’re all alone
Like a jackass in a tin stable
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Noisy
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Dumber than a barrel of hair
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Dumb
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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.
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It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.
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They’re like two peas in a pod.
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They’re the same
Like a peach-orchard bull
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Content
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Sitting pretty
He/She’s got teeth like a rake.
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Teeth
He’s just loudin’ off.
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Making a fuss
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People will be able to see to Christmas.
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To a girl wearing too short a skirt
It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.
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Rainbow
Said when it was raining hard
Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.
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Faster than a scalded dog
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Fast
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Speed
This is gooder'n grits.
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Good
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He ain't got no home trainin.
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Poor manners
Rude
Couldn't run a bath!
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