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Bank walker

I don’t pay him no nevermind.

In the marble orchard.

I’m fair to middlin’.

Tougher than a one-eared alley cat.

He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.

Grace the table.

How long is a piece of string?

That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.

Like getting an ox out of the ditch

It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!

Slow as an iron toad

If you had a brain you'd play with it.

Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.

You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.

She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!

Let a man skin his own skunk.

Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!

I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

Don’t care to.

Tight as Dick’s hatband