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Author: Country expression Page 6
I’ll tie a knot in yer tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
Discipline
Other expressions
Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
Shut the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
Purty as a picture
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
Pretty
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Appearances can be deceptive
Other expressions
You had better go lick that calf over.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When you didn’t do the job right the first time and sent back to do it again
This gravy's so good, if you get it on your forehead your tongue's gonna slap your brains out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Prim and proper
Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Running
He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Nutty
Other expressions
It’s so hot I could spit fire.
Country expression
Expressions
Other expressions
Have no axe to grind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have no gripe
No strong opinion
Other expressions
It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Creaking doors hang the longest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Frail folk often outlast the younger and fitter
Other expressions
Bumpin’ yer gums!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a live oak limb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crooked
Other expressions
To “love on you”
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
To hold soothe or cuddle
He’s shorter than a mouse hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Shortness
Barefooted as a yard dog.
Country expression
Expressions
Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as “ Well I'll be darned.”
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