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Author: Country expression Page 7
… took a long dip in the ugly pond
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So hungry my belly thinks my throat's been cut.
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So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.
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Good
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Lower than a snake in a wagon track.
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Lowdown
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Unfair
That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.
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Rowdy
Snakes
Wild
You’d call an alligator a lizard.
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Liars
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Like a martin to his gourd
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With pure instinct
Like what God gave a billy goat
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A hard head and a clear conscience
He’s three limbs up a willa.
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Crazy
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Willow tree
She is so smart, even her teachers play chess with her.
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That kid could break an anvil.
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Destruction
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Don't get your knickers in a knot.
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Calm down
Don’t get excited
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The hair is in the butter.
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A delicate situation
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Madder than a hornet!
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Angry
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The apple never falls too far from the tree.
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Inheirited trait
Like father like son
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Mess with
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Be involved with
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Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass
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Quickly
She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
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He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.
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Crazy
Nutty
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That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.
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“I’m just telling the facts”
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If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
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Said when someone says “if”
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