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Author: Country expression Page 7
He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
Like a polecat at a camp meeting
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Unwanted
Unwelcome
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
Can of corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An easy task
Other expressions
It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s so hot I could spit fire.
Country expression
Expressions
Other expressions
He could go bear hunting with a switch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s so tough
Mean
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Strong
In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets humbled
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He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotism
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Self-important
He's got both feet in the trough.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Said of someone eating vigorously
A near man with a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of wonderment
Other expressions
Pore mouthin’
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Miscellaneous
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Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
He is just a hole in search of donut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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To have treed the coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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To have found the quarry or what we were looking for
Her butt is two axe handles wide.
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Miscellaneous
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Fixments
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Household furnishings
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Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
Other expressions
Madder than a hornet!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Angry
Other expressions
He’d make a cat laugh.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Foolish
Humor
Other expressions
I think I’m tryin’to get sick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About to get ill
Feel poorly
Other expressions
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