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Author: Country expression Page 7
Is it any 'count?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is it any good?
Other expressions
That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Well, slap my head and call me silly!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be damned!
Other expressions
Well
Talk the legs off a dead mule – or – talk the hind leg off a donkey
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk excessively
If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
Green as a gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A novice
Inexperience
Other expressions
A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be who you are
Other expressions
Pretentions
Is a pig's ass pork?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Other expressions
He's ugly enough to scare the buzzards off a gut wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Broke out with money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
HIs money shows
It’s obvious he’s got money
Other expressions
Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Happy as a clam at high tide
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You could grow potatoes in those dirty ears.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Higher the hair, closer to God.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Who do you favor?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Which of your relatives do you look like?
Nobody here but us chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We’re all alone
He's country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sorry as a two dollar watch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No good
Other expressions
Worthless
He couldn't pull the skin off a custard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Strength
Weak
She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
abused & unhappy
Looking worn out
Other expressions
You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To describe someone who looks tired and worn out
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