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… took a long dip in the ugly pond

So hungry my belly thinks my throat's been cut.

So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.

Lower than a snake in a wagon track.

That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.

You’d call an alligator a lizard.

Like a martin to his gourd

Like what God gave a billy goat

He’s three limbs up a willa.

She is so smart, even her teachers play chess with her.

That kid could break an anvil.

Don't get your knickers in a knot.

The hair is in the butter.

Madder than a hornet!

The apple never falls too far from the tree.

Mess with

Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass

She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.

He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.

That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.