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Author: Country expression Page 7
As easy as herding chickens/cats
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Miscellaneous
Difficult
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I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.
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An empty wagon makes the most noise.
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People who talk the loudest have the least to say
That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.
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Energetic
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Are you outta’ pocket again?
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Anonymous
He's busier than a cat with two tails.
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Very busy
To think hard of
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To speak unkindly of someone
That was faster than green grass through a goose.
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Fast
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Quickness
Speed
Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.
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Anonymous
Happier 'n a puppy with two peters.
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So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks
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Misers
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Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?
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Tighter than a new boot
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Drunk
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Madder than’ a wampus cat
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Very angry
Go piss up a rope.
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Anonymous
Get lost!
Go to hell!
As long as Pat stayed in the army
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No time at all
Of short duration
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We better git on the stick!
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We better get started
A close chewer and a tight spitter.
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No, it’s liquid sunshine.
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Sarcastic response to when someone asks if it is raining
He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.
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Not handsome
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You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog.
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Ticks
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