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Author: Country expression Page 7
Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Let a man skin his own skunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
His porch light’s on, but he ain’t home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can’t win ‘em all
Your time will come
A face like a boiled fist
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Oh shine!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of surprise
Other expressions
Long as a month of Sundays.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
What a bunch of potlickers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mongrel dog
Of poor breeding and limited finance
Other expressions
That was back when Christ wore knee-britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
They live just a hoot and a holler down the road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to someplace close by
We always go to bed with the chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Go to bed early
Other expressions
Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Barring unforeseen circumstances
Other expressions
Breast baby
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A nursing baby
Other expressions
Oooo weee… I see Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said if a girl’s underwear was showing
Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Really dressed up
Good Heavenly Days!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can you believe that?
Exclamation
Gosh
Other expressions
Well I'll be
He looks like he stepped out of a bandbox.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To appear very neat and fashionable
Busted two sets of knee caps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Walked too much
He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His mind is made up
Other expressions
You’re not going to change his mind or his path
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