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As easy as herding chickens/cats

I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.

An empty wagon makes the most noise.

That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.

Are you outta’ pocket again?

He's busier than a cat with two tails.

To think hard of

That was faster than green grass through a goose.

Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.

Happier 'n a puppy with two peters.

So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks

Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?

Tighter than a new boot

Madder than’ a wampus cat

Go piss up a rope.

As long as Pat stayed in the army

We better git on the stick!

A close chewer and a tight spitter.

No, it’s liquid sunshine.

He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.

You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog.