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Author: Country expression Page 8
Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Treat poorly
Treated worse than other children in the family
Between you me and the gatepost…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep in confidence
Other expressions
I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
Other expressions
Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
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Rough
Big hat, no cattle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
All talk and no action or substance
Other expressions
A near man with a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Common sense
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If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat or warning
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I’m fair to middlin’.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm doin' okay
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So so
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Hold your horses
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be patient
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Tell a story
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Tell a lie
Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
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Chew the bark off
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Examine closely
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He’s so tight when he blinks his eyes his toe’s curl up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Like a live oak limb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crooked
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Shut the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Turn off the light
Don’t care to.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
I’ll be happy to
Other expressions
I don’t think we need to be subliminable [sic] about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.
George W. Bush
Country expression
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't get mad unless you have all the facts
Other expressions
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