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Rest your features

That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!

I've had an apple out of that bag.

You better get left because you ain't right.

I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.

She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.

He looks like he got beat with a ugly stick.

I think I’m tryin’to get sick.

He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.

Purtier than a peach.

Don't get your cows runnin.

That man ain't got the decency to die.

Dumb as a sack of doorknobs

I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.

Slow as pond water.

Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass

So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.

That girl’s meaner than cuss!

Don't get your tit in a ringer!

Shit fire and save matches

To have treed the coon