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Author: Country expression Page 8
A fine howdy-do
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reaction to unexpected circumstances
An exclamation
Other expressions
Is it any 'count?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is it any good?
Other expressions
If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's dumber than a mud fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s got molasses in his britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Other expressions
You'll go to hell for lyin' just as fast as fer stealin' chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
An empty wagon makes the most noise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
People who talk the loudest have the least to say
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's more trouble then it's worth.
Other expressions
Can you carry me up to the picture show?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive me to the movies
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Stiff in the heels
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsiness
Other expressions
He’s so ugly he has to slap himself to sleep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty as you please
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Easy
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You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
Happy as a hog in slop.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Plum tuckered
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Exhausted
Other expressions
Tired
He's three days older than Moses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like Claude Harris’ mule
Country expression
Miscellaneous
After his mule plowed into a fence Claude Harris remarked that “he ain’t blind – he just’ don’t give a damn”
Indifferent
Other expressions
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