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Author: Country expression Page 8
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I declare
Bigger’n Dallas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It was sittin’ there bigger’n Dallas
Other expressions
Very obvious
Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Like “Well I’ll be darned." or "You don't say.”
Other expressions
Shet [shut] the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
Had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If there's one rat you can see, there's gonna be 50 you can't.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
Quit bein’ ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disagreeable
Other expressions
Can of corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An easy task
Other expressions
He is purse proud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
A threat
Other expressions
No, it’s liquid sunshine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sarcastic response to when someone asks if it is raining
Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.
Country expression
Appearance
Expressions
Said of a woman wearing too much lipstick
Barefooted as a yard dog.
Country expression
Expressions
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
I don’t know her from Adam’s house cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know him/her
Other expressions
Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dark
Other expressions
I haven't seen you since Hector was a pup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
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