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I don’t pay him no nevermind.

Cathead biscuit

Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.

Chester drawers

Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.

The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.

He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.

Give me some sugar.

It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.

Don't get your cows runnin.

I haven't seen you since Hector was a pup.

An empty wagon makes the most noise.

Shit fire and save matches

He has a face made for radio.

Busier than a cross eyed cranberry picker.

Higher the hair, closer to God.

Sleepier than a river coon

Let your vittles shut your mouth.

I don’t think we need to be subliminable [sic] about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.

Dumber than a stump