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Author: Country expression Page 9
Held his hind leg
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was best man at his wedding
Cathead biscuit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A large biscuit about the size of a cat’s head
Other expressions
A shallow brook is noisiest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quietness
Smart as a tree full of owls.
Country expression
Animals
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Intelligence
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Owls
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Chew the bark off
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Examine closely
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A face like a robber’s dog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
What a bunch of potlickers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mongrel dog
Of poor breeding and limited finance
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About as useful as buttons on a dishrag
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Useless
I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
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Ego
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Self-important
His front porch light is burnt out.
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She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
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Have to piss like a Russian race horse.
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Miscellaneous
Have to pee really badly
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Ain't I God's own fool?
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Said if one makes a mistake or does something stupid
He don’t use his kindlin’ to get a fire started.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a man of few words
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He's busier than a cat with two tails.
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Miscellaneous
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Very busy
If I tell you that rooster dips snuff, you better check under his wing for the can.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Believe what I say
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I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.
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Miscellaneous
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She was quiet
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
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Miscellaneous
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I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anxiety
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Crazy as a sack of bees.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
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