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Author: Country expression Page 9
That’s the worst taste I’ve had in my mouth with the lights on!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A poor shot
Has poor aim
Other expressions
Out of soap
Country expression
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Poor
She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ample
Big
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Skinny as a bean pole.
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Miscellaneous
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Skinny
It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fog
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She is so ugly I would hire her to haunt a house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Fell down cup over kettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell
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Tripped
If I tell you that rooster dips snuff, you better check under his wing for the can.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Believe what I say
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You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Crazy
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Like Claude Harris’ mule
Country expression
Miscellaneous
After his mule plowed into a fence Claude Harris remarked that “he ain’t blind – he just’ don’t give a damn”
Indifferent
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Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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People will be able to see to Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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To a girl wearing too short a skirt
Slower than molasses in January
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Slow speed
Lying like a snake in the grass.
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Miscellaneous
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If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.
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Poor as gully dirt
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Nobody here but us chickens.
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We’re all alone
She is so smart, even her teachers play chess with her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Will ya take on wood?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Will you have a drink with me?
I was as surprised as if a sheep had bit me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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