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Author: Country expression Page 9
I don’t pay him no nevermind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t pay attention to
Other expressions
Cathead biscuit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A large biscuit about the size of a cat’s head
Other expressions
Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Chester drawers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Chest OF drawers
Other expressions
Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horniness
Other expressions
The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get your priorities in order
Other expressions
He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Nutty
Other expressions
Give me some sugar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give me a kiss.
Other expressions
It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don't get your cows runnin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's not that big of a problem
Other expressions
I haven't seen you since Hector was a pup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
An empty wagon makes the most noise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
People who talk the loudest have the least to say
Shit fire and save matches
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration
Like “Well I'll be" or "You don't say”
Other expressions
He has a face made for radio.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Face
Other expressions
Busier than a cross eyed cranberry picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Higher the hair, closer to God.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sleepier than a river coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Sleepy
Tired
Let your vittles shut your mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be quiet and eat
Other expressions
I don’t think we need to be subliminable [sic] about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.
George W. Bush
Country expression
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Dumber than a stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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