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Going to hell in a handbasket

Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.

I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.

She could talk the leg off a horse.

Where do you fall?

It’s like swimming through peanut butter.

Built like a brick shithouse

The ox is in the ditch.

A guilty dog barks the loudest.

Like a peach-orchard bull

It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.

Couldn't run a bath!

If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.

I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.

She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.

So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.

Like a jackass in a tin stable

Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!

He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.

He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.

They from off.