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Author: Country expression Page 9
He sure has hay on his horns today.
Country expression
Expressions
Best to keep your distance
Is ornery
Jackin yer jaw
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talking
I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you associate with bad people you will acquire their faults
Other expressions
Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
Other expressions
To “love on you”
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
To hold soothe or cuddle
He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hangin’ in there like a hair in a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Adhering closely
Determination
Other expressions
Go off half-cocked
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have only half the facts
Other expressions
Speak or act impulsively or prematurely
Country as a churn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Bless your pea-pickin' heart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Narrow between the eyes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Held his hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was a best man at his wedding
Don't go back on your raisin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Denying your heritage
Other expressions
He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
You plant a tater, you get a tater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It shouldn’t surprise you
Other expressions
You reap what you sow.
Between you me and the gatepost…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep in confidence
Other expressions
It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Short as a gnat's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m fair to middlin’.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm doin' okay
Other expressions
So so
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