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Author: English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
How can you use my intestines as a gift?
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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I have been scared shitless too much lately.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Gun wounds again?
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Beat him out of recognizable shape!
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You daring lousy guy.
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie