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Hedemark (1949-2001) – See You Soon

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If Heaven be pleased when sinners cease to sin, if Hell be pleased when sinners enter in, if Earth be pleased when ridded of a knave, then all are pleased for Coleman’s in his grave.

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Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down – it was.

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Two great physicians first, my Loving husband tried, to cure my pain, in vain. At last he got a third, and then I died.

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Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.

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OOPS!, he died – Love from us your father, Tom jr. and Mary

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Grim Death To Please His Palate Has Taken My Lettice To Put in His Sallat.

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Beneath this stone lies Lamb asleep, who died a Lamb who lived a sheep. Many a lamb and sheep he slaughtered but cruel Death the scene has altered.

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I thought my doctor said I was heading for a rave.

Doctors Epitaphs

William Newhall. He ‘rose in health at early dawn, to hail the new born year: before the evening shade came on, he finished his career.

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Life is a jest, and all things show it; I thought so once and now I know it.

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Fhebe Sprague. – In the sixteenth year of her age, – Natively quick and spry – As all young people be, – When God commands them down to dust, – How quick they drop you see.

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Faults I May Have – Being Wrong is Not One of Them

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For a good time, dig.

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Haine haint

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I don't know how to die.

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Sacred to Wm Collis boat-steerer of the ship St George of New Bedford, who by the will of Almighty God was killed by a whale off this Island

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I'm in on a plot.

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HA! HA! I’m Pushing Up Daisies!!!

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Learn the living from the dead, how easy breaks life's tender thread

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"I knew this was going to happen to me."

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