Author: Epitaph Page 10

Here lies the body of Arkansas Jim. We made the mistake, but the joke's on him.

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Here he lies, James T. Carson. He blew up his wife and was hung for arson.

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Planted here beneath sod. At peaceful rest lies brother Claude

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He married five wives, Whom he survived. At the age of 93 he walked to London, to seek a sixth but died before he found her.

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Mitchell – Well This Sucks

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Pray for me, old Thomas Dunn, but if you don't, tis all one.

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This Ain’t Bad _____ Once You Get Used To It

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A rum cough carried him off.

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These hillocks green and mouldering bones, these gloomy tombs and lettered stones. One admonition here supply: Reader! art thou prepared to die?

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Here lies the body of Mary Morgan. Like the morning dew she glistened, exhaled, and went to heaven.

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“Deeply regretted by all who never knew him.”

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Behold! I come as a thief. – Death loves a shining mark. – In this case he had it.

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Martha and I together lived – Just two years and a half; – She went first, and I followed after – the cow before the calf.

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Here lies my wife, here lies she; Hallelujah! Hallelujee!

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HA! HA! I’m Pushing Up Daisies!!!

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Here lies my wife in earthly mould, who, when she liv'd, did naught but scold; peace, wake her not, for now she's still, she had, but now I have my will.

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Here lies Granny Beth Sue Choked to death On Redman Chew

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Transplanted

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WILLIAM WILSON – Here Lieth W.W., who never more will, trouble you, trouble you.

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She drank good ale, good punch and wine and lived to the age of 99.

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I Dionysius underneath this tomb – Some sixty years of age have reached my doom. – Ne'er having married, think it sad, – And I wish my father never had.

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