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Author: Epitaph Page 11
We all have a debt – To nature due – I've paid mine – And so must you.
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In Rock Valley Massachusetts
On the 22nd of June. Jonathan Fiddle Went out of tune.
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In Hartscombe England
… He's done a-catching cod, and gone to meet his God.
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A fisherman
In East Thompson New York
Here lies Thomas Smith and what is somewhat rareish, he was born bred and hanged in this e’er parish.
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In Aberdeen Scotland
I am not grieved, my dearest life. Sleep on, I've got another wife. Therefore, I cannot come to thee For I must go and live with she.
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He was a man of invention great – Above all who he lived nigh; – But he could not invent to live – When God called him to die.
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Orange County
Dinah had a little can, 'Twas filled with kerosine. And soon among the twinkling stars – Dynamite Benzine.
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(Dinah might been seen)
Paul Lennis Swank – Here under the dung of cows and sheep, lies an old highclimber fast asleep. His trees all topped and his lines all hung. They say the old rascal died full of rum.
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See, I told you I was SICK!
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A hypochondriac in Littleton Colorado
He found a rope and picked it up, and with it walked away. It happened that to tother end, a horse was hitched, they say. They took the rope and tied it up, unto a hickory limb. It happened that the tother end, was somehow hitched to him.
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On a horse thief
Here lies an honest lawyer – and that is Strange.
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John Strange in England
I don't know how to die.
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Reader pass on and ne'er waste your time, On bad biography and bitter rhyme. For what I am this cumb'rous clay insures, And what I was, is no affair of yours.
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Topsfield Massachusetts
Captain Thomas Coffin, died 1842, age 50 years. He's done a-catching cod and gone to meet his God.
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A fisherman in New Shoreham Rhode Island
Getting there is half the fun!
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Canadian tourism director in Toronto Canada
Reader, I've left this world, in which I had a world to do; sweating and fretting to get rich: just such a fool as you.
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In Charleston South Carolina
To the Memory of Abraham Beaulieu. Born 15 September 1822. Accidentally shot 4th April 1844. As a mark of affection from his brother
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Here lies the body of Dr Hayward, a man who never voted. Of such is the kingdom of Heaven.
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In Wayland
Massachusetts
Dear Lemuel Willard Died in 1821 – When present useful, absent wanted – Lived respected, died lamented.
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In Massachusetts
Moses White. His grand excellence was that he was genuine.
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Here lies the body of Jonathan Stout. He fell in the water and never got out, And still is supposed to be floating about.
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Birmingham England
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