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Author: Epitaph Page 14
“I did it my way and I wound up here.”
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John Ely – “fast Eddy”
I came I know not whence, I go I know not whither.
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I was not, I am not, I grieve not
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Here Lieth W.W. – Who never more will, trouble you, trouble you
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Dinah had a little can, 'Twas filled with kerosine. And soon among the twinkling stars – Dynamite Benzine.
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(Dinah might been seen)
Rich born, rich bred, yet Fate adverse, his wealth and fortune did reverse. He lived and died immensely poor, July the tenth aged ninety-four.
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In England
Leslie Nielsen (1926 – 2010) “Let ‘er rip”
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Canadian actor
Brigham Young – born on this spot 1801 – a man of much courage and superb equipment.
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In Whitingham Vermont
… He's done a-catching cod, and gone to meet his God.
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A fisherman
In East Thompson New York
Here lies the body of Samuel Crane – He ran a race with a passenger train. He got to the crossing and almost across. Sam and his car was a total loss. Sams spirit now tolls his knell. That Sam is on his way to well – If he only took time to stop look and listen, He'd be living now instead of missing
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Cold is my bed, but oh, I love it, – for colder are my friends above it.
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In Chicago Illinois
He had six bullets but he needed seven.
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Who lies here ? — Who do you think? 'Tis poor Will Gibson — give him a drink. Give him a drink, I'll tell you for why, when he was living, he always was dry.
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Martha and I together lived – Just two years and a half; – She went first, and I followed after – the cow before the calf.
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In Worcester
When I was in the military, they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.
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Leonard P. Matlovich (1943 – 1988) American Vietnam War veteran - race relations instructor - recipient of the Purple Heart and the Bronze Star & homosexual
Here lies John Higley whose father and mother were drowned in their passage from America. Had they both lived they would have been buried here.
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In Surrey England
Here lies Suzannah Ensign; Lord she is thin
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Should read "thine" in Cooperstown New York
Sacred to Wm Collis boat-steerer of the ship St George of New Bedford, who by the will of Almighty God was killed by a whale off this Island
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Caroline Islands
I had a lover's quarrel with the world
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Robert Frost
Here lies John Taggart, of honest fame, of stature low, and a leg lame; content he was with portion small, kept a shop in Wigtown, and that's all.
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Wigtown Galloway
ASSMAN
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