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Here lies Tommy Day, removed from over the way.

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'Gone fishing', the sign said that hung upon the door. An Angel had put it there, God Was waiting on the shore.

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He Never Killed a Man That Did Not Need Killing

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Martha and I together lived – Just two years and a half; – She went first, and I followed after – the cow before the calf.

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A victim of fast women and slow horses.

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In Memory of Jacob, third son of Capt. Jacob Rice, died May 7, 1818 Et. 9 yrs. – His death was occasioned by the fall of a dung fork, one tine penetrating his brain.

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Let me out of here !!!

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Planted here beneath sod. At peaceful rest lies brother Claude

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Here beneath this pile of stones – Lies all thats left of Sally Jones. – Her name was Lord, it was not Jones, – But Jones was used to rhyme with stones.

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Here lies Johnny Cole. Who died upon my soul after eating a plentiful dinner. While chewing his crust he was turned into dust with his crimes undigested – poor sinner.

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Ruth and Johnny, Side by side, Went out for an auto ride, They hit a bump. Ruth hit a tree, And John kept going – Ruthlessly.

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Posterity will ne'er survey – A nobler grave than this: – Here lies the bones of Castlereagh: – Stop, traveller, and piss.

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Curly – Joe DeRita, “The Last Stooge” July 12, 1909 – July 3, 1993

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Blown upward out of sight: he sought the leak by candlelight

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Jack Lemmon In…

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School is out. Teacher Has gone home

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John and Lydia, that blooming pair, a whale killed him and her body lies here.

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Murdered by a traitor and coward whose name is not worthy to appear here

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Here lies Fuller's earth.

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The dust of Melantha Gribbling Swept up at last by the Great Housekeeper

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They abounded in riches but she wore the britches

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