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Author: Epitaph Page 14
Here lies the body of Jonathan Ground, who was lost at sea and never found.
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In Ireland
Ope'd my eyes took a peep. Didn't like it went back to sleep.
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For a baby in Ashby de la Zooch England
Here lies an honest lawyer – and that is Strange.
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John Strange in England
Julia Newton – died of thin shoes, April 17th, 1839, age 19 years.
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In New Jersey
Entombed within this vault a lawyer lies, who, fame assureth us was just and wise, an able advocate and honest too; that's wondrous strange, indeed, if it be true.
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A lawyer
Here lies the worst king and the most miserable man in the kingdom.
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King Robert III of Scotland wanted this epitaph and also requested to be buried in an anthill
Here lies the body of Dr Hayward, a man who never voted. Of such is the kingdom of Heaven.
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In Wayland
Massachusetts
Sacred to the remains of Jonathan Thompson. A pious Christian and affectionate husband. His disconsolate widow continues to carry on his grocery business At the old stand on Main Street: Cheapest and best prices in town.
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Harwichport Massachusetts
Here lies the body of Jonathan Tilton, whose friends reduced him to a skeleton. They robbed him out of all he had And now rejoice that he is dead.
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Sacred To the Memory of LEWIS WICKS, who was killed on Thursday the 4, Oct. at 2 O'ck. P.M. by a waggon loaded with hay running over his brest. AD.1821 AE 56 years 3 mo. & 4 d's. who has left an affectionate Consort, and numerous friends to lament his loss.
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Agreeable to the memory of Mrs Alinda Tewksbury. She was not a beleiver [sic] in the Christian idolitry.
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In Cheslea Masssachusetts
Father and Mother and I choose to be buried asunder. Father and Mother here, and I buried yonder.
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Here richly, with ridiculous display, the politician’s corpse was laid away. While all of his acquaintance sneered and slanged, I wept: for I had longed to see him hanged.
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Here lies the body of John Round. Lost at sea and never found.
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In Belturbet Ireland
Louise. – The Unfortunate.
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Sacred to twins Charlie and Varlie. Sons of loving parents who died in infancy.
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Bill Blake – was hanged by mistake.
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In Colorado
I told you so, you damned fools.
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H. G. Wells wrote this for himself but was cremated
Here lies England's premier baron, – Patiently awaiting the last trump.
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A great whist player
The Duke of Norfolk
Here lyeth wrapped in clay, the body of Ester Wray: I have no more to say, except bless the day, she went away 3rd May 1872.
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In Scotland
Susan Tomkins here she lies, nobody laughs and nobody crys, where shes gone or how she fares nobody knows and nobody cares
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