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Accidentally shot as a mark of affection by his brother. After life's fever, I sleep well.

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Shot in the back by a dirty rat

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On the whole I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

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Poems and Epitaphs are but stuff – Here lies Zed Blacksword – that’s enough

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Here I at length repose, My spirit now at aise is; With the tips of my toes And the point of my nose Turned up to the roots of the daisies.

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Bill Blake – was hanged by mistake.

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Here lies John Taggart, of honest fame, of stature low, and a leg lame; content he was with portion small, kept a shop in Wigtown, and that's all.

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H. L. Mencken 1880 – 1956 – If after I depart this vale you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner, and wink your eye at some homely girl

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While on earth my knee was lame, I had to nurse and heed it. But now I’m at a better place, where I don’t even need it.

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The body that lies buried here – By lightning fell, death's sacrifice, – To him Elijah's fate was given – He rode on flames of fire to heaven.

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Here lieth, underneath these stones, The Beard, the Flesh, and eke the Bones Of Wrexham's Clerk, old Daniel Jones.

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Here lies Ann Mann, who lived an old maid, but died an old Mann…

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Leslie Nielsen (1926 – 2010) “Let ‘er rip”

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She was first cousin to Lady Jones. – And of such is the kingdom of heaven. – Amen.

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Beneath this stone our baby lies, it neither cries nor hollers, It lived but one and twenty days, and cost us forty dollars.

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18 years a maiden, 1 year a wife, 1 day a mother, then I lost my life.

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Sleep soft in dust, wait the Almighty's will, then rise unchanged, and be an angel still.

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Rodney Dangerfield – There Goes The Neighborhood

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Sweet Leota Beloved by All In Regions Beyond Now But Having a Ball

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Fhebe Sprague. – In the sixteenth year of her age, – Natively quick and spry – As all young people be, – When God commands them down to dust, – How quick they drop you see.

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