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Author: Epitaph Page 15
I am anxiously expecting you. A.D. 1827 — Here I am! – A.D. 1867
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For a husband and wife on the same stone in France
Poems and Epitaphs are but stuff – Here lies Zed Blacksword – that’s enough
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DEADMAN
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A man of letters it seems was he; the college made him L.L.D. The Order a P.G.W.C. Grim death has given him the G.B., and may his ashes R.I.P.
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Due to lack of ground in this cemetery, two bodies are buried in this one plot. One of them was a politician, the other was an honest man.
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In Georgia
To the memory of Ric Richards who by a gangrene first lost a toe, then a leg and lastly his life.
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In England
ASSMAN
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I made an ash of myself
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Cremated remains of Julian Skaggs West Virginia
Faults I May Have – Being Wrong is Not One of Them
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Sacred to the memory of Major James Brush, Royal Artillery, who was killed by the accidental discharge of a pistol by his orderly…
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Here lieth the body of my lovely dear wife Anne, who plays the poker machines whenever she can.
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Rab McBeth – who died for the want of another breath.
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Died by hanging
Mary, Mary, quite contrary How does your garden grow? Quite well, I bet, Since it's well fed By her body decomposing below.
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The Lord saw good; I was lopping off wood, and down fell from the tree; I met with a check, and I broke my neck, and so Death lopped off me.
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A wood-cutter in Ockham Surrey
Here lies Matthew Mudd, Death did him no hurt; when alive he was Mudd, but now he's only dirt
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From Massachusetts
The body of Benjamin Franklin, printer like the coyer of an old book its contents torn out and stripped of its lettering and gilding, lies here food for worms. – Yet the work itself shall not be lost for it will, as he believed, appear once more in a new and more beautiful edition corrected and amended by the author.
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Philadelphia
Written by himself at age 23 though he later changed his mind
Here lies Ann Mann, who lived an old maid, but died an old Mann…
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In London England
Neal Keven – His accounts were found square to a cent.
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… Going! Going!! Gone!!!
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An auctioneer
Jedediah Goodwin an auctioneer
Erected to the memory of John Macfarlane. Drowned in the waters of Leith – by a few affectionate friends.
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I am woman here me roar. And boy did she.
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In Douglas County Nebraska
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