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Here lies Robert Trollope Who made yon stones roll up. When death took his soul up His body filled this hole up.

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Good Susan Blake in royal state – Arrived at last at Heaven's gate."But Peter met her with a club – And knocked her back to Beelzebub."

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Accidentally shot as a mark of affection by his brother. After life's fever, I sleep well.

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Grim death took me without any warning. I was well at night, and dead in the morning.

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How did it get so dark ?!?

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Here lies John Taggart, of honest fame, of stature low, and a leg lame; content he was with portion small, kept a shop in Wigtown, and that's all.

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Here lies Martin Elmrod. Have mercy on my soul, good God, as I would do were I Lord God, and you were Martin Elmrod.

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Longest Live Burial World Record Attempt.

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She was good but not brilliant; useful but not great.

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DOUBT – Martha Mae “Take the back roads!” • Bill – “It’s five o’clock somewhere!”

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Office upstairs.

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This Ain’t Bad _____ Once You Get Used To It

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Sacred to the memory of Major James Brush, Royal Artillery, who was killed by the accidental discharge of a pistol by his orderly…

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Stranger pause my tale attend, and learn the cause of Hannah’s end. Across the world the wind did blow, she ketched a cold that laid her low. We shed a lot of tears ‘tis true, but life is short – aged 82.

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Captain Thomas Coffin, died 1842, age 50 years. He's done a-catching cod and gone to meet his God.

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See how God works his wonders now and then, here lies a lawyer, and an honest man.

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Here lies (the Lord have mercy on her) One of Her Majesty's maids of honour: she was young, slender, and pretty; she died a maid — the more's the pity.

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Here lies James Dunn – he raced for the crossing but the train won

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To follow you I am not content, How do I know Which way you went.

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Here lies Gilles. He used no net, Knew no fear. He made a misstep And wound up here

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Here lies Bob Master. Faith! t’was very hard to take away an honest Robin’s breath. Yes, surely Robin was full well prepared, for he was always looking out for death.

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