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Toothless Nell (Alice Chambers) Killed 1876 in a Dance Hall brawl. Her last words: "Circumstances led me to this end."

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This corpse is Phebe Thorps.

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He was a simple man who died of complications.

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Upon the fifth day of November, Christ's College lost a privy member; Cupid and death did both their arrows nick, Cupid shot short, but death did hit the prick; Women lament and maidens make great moans, Because the prick is laid beneath the stones.

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Here lies Dr Keene, the good Bishop of Chester, who eat up a fat goose, but could not digest her.

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Within this grave do lie. Back to back my wife and I. When the last trump the air shall fill, if she gets up I’ll just lie still.

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Poor Martha Snell, she's gone away. She would if she could, but she could not stay; she'd two bad legs, and a baddish cough, but her legs it was that carried her off.

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I started out in life with the idea, that the world had an opening for me. And it did.

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… But the reason why I am here interred according to my thinking, – Is owing to my good living and hard drinking, – If therefore, good Christians, you wish to live long – Don't drink to much wine, brandy, gin, or any thing strong.

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I was not, I am not, I grieve not

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Don’t Talk So Damn Dumb

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Here lies Rob Master, Faith! 'twas very hard, to take away an honest Robin's breath; yes, surely Robin was full well prepared. For he was always looking out for death.

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Our bodies are like shoes, which off we cast, physic their cobblers, and Death their last.

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He looked for gold and died of lead poison

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Here's to Johnny quite a guy. Very sad he had to die. All was well could not be better, Till he wrote my girl a letter.

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He had sand in his craw, But was slow on the draw, So we planted him ‘neath the daisies.

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A zealous locksmith died of late, and did not enter Heaven’s gate. But stood without and would not knock , because he meant to pick the lock.

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Sweet Leota Beloved by All In Regions Beyond Now But Having a Ball

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John Edwards who perished in a fire. None could hold a candle to him.

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Poorly lived and poorly died. Poorly buried and no one cried.

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