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She lived with her husband for 50 years, and died in the confident hope of a better life.

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Here lies Dodge, who dodged all good, and dodged a deal of evil. But after dodging all he could, he could not dodge the devil.

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Fhebe Sprague. – In the sixteenth year of her age, – Natively quick and spry – As all young people be, – When God commands them down to dust, – How quick they drop you see.

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She loved me and my grandchildren reverenced her. She bathed my feet and kept my socks well darned.

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At length a grave spots for him provided, where all through him so many of us died did.

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Father and Mother and I choose to be buried asunder. Father and Mother here, and I buried yonder.

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Here Lies Jane Smith Wife of Thomas Smith Marble Cutter: This monument erected by her husband as a tribute to her memory and a specimen of his work. Monuments of this style are two hundred and fifty dollars.

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Beneath this stone our baby lies, it neither cries nor hollers, It lived but one and twenty days, and cost us forty dollars.

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He got a fish-bone in his throat and then he sang an angel's note.

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Charlie was a chemist, but Charlie is no more. What Charlie thought was H20 was H2SO4.

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Fear God, keep His Commandments, Don't attempt to climb up in a tree That's what caused the death of me!

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Here lies Suzannah Ensign; Lord she is thin

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Gone Underground For Good

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Here lies Gilles. He used no net, Knew no fear. He made a misstep And wound up here

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Here lies poor Ned Pardon, from misery freed, Who long was a bookseller's hack; He led such a damnable life in this world, I don't think he'll ever come back.

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Here beneath this stone we lie, back to back my wife and I, And when the angels trump shall trill, If she gets up then I'll lie still!

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I don’t want to talk about it now.

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Here lies an honest lawyer – and that is Strange.

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Rodney Dangerfield – There Goes The Neighborhood

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DEADMAN

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ASSMAN

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