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Author: Epitaph Page 18
A victim of fast women and slow horses.
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Kirkland Lake Canada
Beneath this silent tomb is laid, a noisy antiquated maid, who from her cradle talked till death, and ne'er before was out of breath.
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In Scotland
Blown upward out of sight: he sought the leak by candlelight
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In Wiltshire England
Here lies the wife of brother Thomas, whom tyrant death has torn from us, her husband never shed a tear, until his wife was buried here. And then he made a fearful rout, for fear she might find her way out.
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Longest Live Burial World Record Attempt.
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I'll thank you not to put your butt on my grave.
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36-33-01-24-17 – Honey you don't know what you did for me, – Always playing the lottery. – The numbers you picked came in to play, – Two days after you passed away. – For this, a huge monument I do erect, – For now I get a yearly check. – How I wish you were alive, – For now we are worth 8.5
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Elizabeth Rich - Eufala Alabama
These hillocks green and mouldering bones, these gloomy tombs and lettered stones. One admonition here supply: Reader! art thou prepared to die?
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In Corley Churchyard Warwickshire England
Sacred to the memory of Anthony Drake, who died for peace and quietness sake; his wife was constantly scolding and scoffin; so he sought for repose in a twelve-dollar coffin.
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Ma Dyed [sic]
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Old Deerfield Massachusetts
He looked for gold and died of lead poison
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Gunfights
John Edwards who perished in a fire. None could hold a candle to him.
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See how God works his wonders now and then, here lies a lawyer, and an honest man.
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A lawyer
Many a heart by sorrow pressed, doth envy me my peaceful rest
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Here lies – Johnny Yeast – Pardon me – For not rising.
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In Ruidoso New Mexico
Struck by thunder.
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In Bayfield MIssissippi on a child struck by lightning
Here lies the body of Thomas Kemp, Who lived by wool and died by hemp
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A sheep thief who died by hanging in Bletchley Bucks England
At rest beneath this slab of stone, lies stingy Jimmy Wyatt. He died one morning just at ten, and saved a dinner by it.
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In Falkirk England
This man when alive was a slave, but behold such is fate, having died he is equal in power, to Darius the Great.
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Once I wasn't – then I was. Now I ain't again.
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In Cleveland Ohio
To the memory of Ric Richards who by a gangrene first lost a toe, then a leg and lastly his life.
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In England
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