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Author: Epitaph Page 19
Beloved Husband of Joan, A Man With Nature, Who Loved Life & His Jigsaws – "Didjabringabeer"
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Nowra NSW Australia
Here lies Frank a shining light, whose name, life, actions all were white.
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Franklin White in Connecticut
Sweet Leota Beloved by All In Regions Beyond Now But Having a Ball
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Here lies Dodge, who dodged all good, and dodged a deal of evil. But after dodging all he could, he could not dodge the devil.
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Toothless Nell (Alice Chambers) Killed 1876 in a Dance Hall brawl. Her last words: "Circumstances led me to this end."
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Colorado Springs Colorado
Rodney Dangerfield – There Goes The Neighborhood
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Los Angeles
I am not grieved, my dearest life. Sleep on, I've got another wife. Therefore, I cannot come to thee For I must go and live with she.
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I will NOT be right back after this message.
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Entertainer Merv Griffin
Los Angeles County California
Here lies a lewd Fellow, who, while he drew Breath, In the Midst of his Life was in Quest of his Death; Which he quickly obtain'd for it cost him his Life, For being in Bed with another Man's Wife.
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As you are now, I once was. As I am now, you shall be. So prepare for death and follow me.
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Weep not for me mother & brothers dear, It is God's wish that I am here. At my sweet age I swallowed a bone That sent me to a happy home.
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Bones
Victoria Australia
Approach and read, now with your hats on, for here lies Bailie William Watson; who was famous for his thinking, and moderation in his drinking.
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Bailie William Watson in Glasgow
They finally took Our good friend Scott, When a lightning bolt could not
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Here lies two brothers by misfortune surrounded; one died of wounds, but the other was drownded.
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Dear Lemuel Willard Died in 1821 – When present useful, absent wanted – Lived respected, died lamented.
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In Massachusetts
Here lies the body of Edward Hyde. We laid him here because he died.
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In Storrington England
Many a heart by sorrow pressed, doth envy me my peaceful rest
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Due to lack of ground in this cemetery, two bodies are buried in this one plot. One of them was a politician, the other was an honest man.
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In Georgia
Throughout his life he kneaded bread and deemed it quite a bore. But now six feet beneath earth's crust he needeth bread no more.
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Of a baker
I would – rather be here – than in Texas.
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In Colorado Spring CO (her husband was buried in Texas)
Ma Loves Pa – Pa Loves Women – Ma Caught Pa, With 2 in Swimmin – Here Lies Pa…
Lawrence L. Cook Jr. 10-29-1934 — 8-1-2004
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In Florida
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