Author: Epitaph Page 19

Beloved Husband of Joan, A Man With Nature, Who Loved Life & His Jigsaws – "Didjabringabeer"

Here lies Frank a shining light, whose name, life, actions all were white.

Sweet Leota Beloved by All In Regions Beyond Now But Having a Ball

Here lies Dodge, who dodged all good, and dodged a deal of evil. But after dodging all he could, he could not dodge the devil.

Toothless Nell (Alice Chambers) Killed 1876 in a Dance Hall brawl. Her last words: "Circumstances led me to this end."

Rodney Dangerfield – There Goes The Neighborhood

I am not grieved, my dearest life. Sleep on, I've got another wife. Therefore, I cannot come to thee For I must go and live with she.

I will NOT be right back after this message.

Here lies a lewd Fellow, who, while he drew Breath, In the Midst of his Life was in Quest of his Death; Which he quickly obtain'd for it cost him his Life, For being in Bed with another Man's Wife.

As you are now, I once was. As I am now, you shall be. So prepare for death and follow me.

Weep not for me mother & brothers dear, It is God's wish that I am here. At my sweet age I swallowed a bone That sent me to a happy home.

Approach and read, now with your hats on, for here lies Bailie William Watson; who was famous for his thinking, and moderation in his drinking.

They finally took Our good friend Scott, When a lightning bolt could not

Here lies two brothers by misfortune surrounded; one died of wounds, but the other was drownded.

Dear Lemuel Willard Died in 1821 – When present useful, absent wanted – Lived respected, died lamented.

Here lies the body of Edward Hyde. We laid him here because he died.

Many a heart by sorrow pressed, doth envy me my peaceful rest

Due to lack of ground in this cemetery, two bodies are buried in this one plot. One of them was a politician, the other was an honest man.

Throughout his life he kneaded bread and deemed it quite a bore. But now six feet beneath earth's crust he needeth bread no more.

I would – rather be here – than in Texas.

Ma Loves Pa – Pa Loves Women – Ma Caught Pa, With 2 in Swimmin – Here Lies Pa…

Lawrence L. Cook Jr. 10-29-1934 — 8-1-2004