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Samuel Gardner was blind in one eye and in a moment of confusion he stepped out of a receiving and discharging door in one of the warehouses into the ineffable glories of the celestial sphere.

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The dust of Melantha Gribbling Swept up at last by the Great Housekeeper

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He Never Killed a Man That Did Not Need Killing

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John Summer – An English Teacher who Could not only Spell the word "Epitaph" correctly, But also knew what it means.

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Connection reset by peer – He came, he saw, he logged out

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Behold! I come as a thief. – Death loves a shining mark. – In this case he had it.

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Here lies the body of Molly Dickie, the Wife of Hall Dickie, tailor

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Ingenious youth, thou art laid in dust. Thy friends, for thee, in tears did burst.

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Rodney Dangerfield – There Goes The Neighborhood

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I started out in life with the idea, that the world had an opening for me. And it did.

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This we must own in justice to her shade, `Tis the first bad exit Oldfield ever made.

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A Man.

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The wedding-day appointed was, and wedding clothes provided, before the nuptial day, alas! He sickened and he die did.

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Blown upward out of sight: he sought the leak by candlelight

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Here lies interred Priscilla Bird, who sang on earth till sixty two. Now up on high above the sky, no doubt she sings like sixty too.

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Here doth lye the bodie – Of John Flye, who did die – By a stroke from a sky-rocket – Which hit him on the eye-socket.

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Goembel John E. – 1867–1946 – "The defense rests."

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Here I lie, my name is Ball, I lived, I died, despised by all; and now I cannot chew my crust, I'm gone back to my ancient dust.

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Office upstairs.

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He was literally a father to all the children of the parish.

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He was a man of invention great – Above all who he lived nigh; – But he could not invent to live – When God called him to die.

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