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Author: Epitaph Page 2
Sacred to the memory of William Skaradon who came to his death by being shot with a Colts revolver, one of the old kind brass mounted and of such is the kingdom of heaven.
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The Yankees came South in droves and bands, To conquer our fair Southern lands. But this little plot, In this quiet spot, was all the land this damn Yankee got.
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Of a Union soldier buried in Middle Tennessee
ASSMAN
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Gone Underground For Good
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A coal miner
Here lies the body of John Round. Lost at sea and never found.
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In Belturbet Ireland
Pray for me, old Thomas Dunn, but if you don't, tis all one.
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At last, a year-round resident
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Vineyard Haven Massachusetts
I Made Some Good Deals and I Made Some Bad Ones. I Really Went in the Hole With This One.
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Here lies the body of Obadiah Wilkinson – And Bulb, his wife. – Their warfare is accomplished.
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New Haven Connecticut
Here lies Ann Mann, who lived an old maid, but died an old Mann…
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In London England
I thought my doctor said I was heading for a rave.
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Doctors
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Rave
Here lies the body of Elred. At least he will be when he is dead. But now at this time he's still alive, 14th August '65.
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In Oxford England
The dust of Melantha Gribbling, swept up at last by the Great Housekeeper
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They abounded in riches but she wore the britches
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In Essex England
Here lies the body of Johnny Haskell, A lying, thieving, cheating rascal; He always lied, and now he lies, He has no soul and cannot rise.
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Sacred To the Memory of LEWIS WICKS, who was killed on Thursday the 4, Oct. at 2 O'ck. P.M. by a waggon loaded with hay running over his brest. AD.1821 AE 56 years 3 mo. & 4 d's. who has left an affectionate Consort, and numerous friends to lament his loss.
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Erected to the memory of John Macfarlane. Drowned in the waters of Leith – by a few affectionate friends.
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Here lies Donnie Cornwell, good and dead. In an extra large coffin to fit his extra large head.
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He got a fish-bone in his throat and then he sang an angel's note.
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Schenectady New York
Here lie the remains of John Hall, grocer. The world is not worth a fig, and I have good
raisins
for saying so.
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Here lies Gilles – Used no net, knew no fear, made mis-step, wound up here
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