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Author: Epitaph Page 20
Where did everybody go?
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Accidentally shot as a mark of affection by his brother. After life's fever, I sleep well.
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Bath Maine
On John Phillips
Beneath the stone, a lump of clay, lies the man called Peter Hannels, who early in the month of May, took off his winter flannels.
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Beneath this stone a lump of clay, lies Uncle Peter Dan'els – who early in the month of May, took off his winter flannels.
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In Edinburgh Scotland
Returned – Unopened
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A spinster in a North Carolina
Fhebe Sprague. – In the sixteenth year of her age, – Natively quick and spry – As all young people be, – When God commands them down to dust, – How quick they drop you see.
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In Massachusetts
THOMAS O. MURPHY – Sh-h-h.
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Here lies Donald and his wife Janett McPhee, aged 40 he and 30 she.
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Here I lie at the chancel door – And I lie here because I am poor; – For the farther in the more you pay, – But here I lie as warm as they.
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Surrey England
“I’m just resting my eyes”
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Gloria Russell (1926-2000)
She was never meant to be understood, just loved.
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Naomi Thigpen Shankle
Here lies a man named Zeke. Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek.
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In Silver City Nevada
Here lies John Higley whose father and mother were drowned in their passage from America. Had they both lived they would have been buried here.
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In Surrey England
Here lies the body of John Mound, lost at sea and never found.
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Here lies John Auricular, Who in the ways of the Lord walked perpendicular.
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No doctor ever physicked me, was never near my side. But when fever came I thought of the name, and that was enough – I died.
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Learn the living from the dead, how easy breaks life's tender thread
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Whether sailor or not, for a moment avast, poor Tom's mizzen topsail is laid to the mast; he'll never turn out, or more heave the lead; he's now all aback, nor will sails shoot ahead. He ever was brisk, and tho' now gone to wreck. When he hears the last whistle, he'll jump upon deck.
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A sailor
In memory of Henry Wang, son of his, Father and mother, John and Maria Wang. Died Dec. 31st 1829 … The first deposit of this yard.
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In Philadelphia
Peace to his hashes.
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On a celebrated cook
Here's to Johnny quite a guy. Very sad he had to die. All was well could not be better, Till he wrote my girl a letter.
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