Author: Epitaph Page 21

Here lies a man beneath this sod, – Who slandered all except his God, – And him he would have slandered too, – But that his God he never knew.

As a stranger she did die, in strange lands she doth lie. Here by strangers she was laid, and her funeral charges paid.

Richard Kell Munson (1924-2004) Lovingly Known As Doctor Dick

Here lies the body of Hannah Thurber. Once she talked none could curb her. Three husbands had she; all are dead. They died of earache, so ‘tis said!

Soon ripe, Soon rotten, Soon gone, Not forgotten

They abounded in riches but she wore the britches

Here Lies Joyce, She'd rather not, But no choice.

The man buried here literally, went to the four winds

Don't worry, I'm merely catching up with sleep.

Gone home below.

Ma Loves Pa – Pa Loves Women – Ma Caught Pa, With 2 in Swimmin – Here Lies Pa…

Lawrence L. Cook Jr. 10-29-1934 — 8-1-2004

She drank good ale, good punch and wine and lived to the age of 99.

Beneath this smooth stone by the bone of his bone – Sleeps Master John Gill; – By lies when alive this attorney did thrive, – And now that he's dead he lies still.

Bye

To the memory of Ric Richards who by a gangrene first lost a toe, then a leg and lastly his life.

Praises on tombs are trifles vainly spent; a man's good name is his best monument.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

She lived with her husband for 50 years, and died in the confident hope of a better life.

Underneath this ancient pew, lie the remains of Jonathan Blue; his name was Black, but that wouldn't do.

Dear God, Thanks

THOMAS O. MURPHY – Sh-h-h.