Author: Epitaph Page 21

A thousand ways cut short our days, none are exempt from death. A honey-bee by stinging me did stop my mortal breath.

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Here lies Donnie Cornwell, good and dead. In an extra large coffin to fit his extra large head.

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Hedemark (1949-2001) – See You Soon

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Here lies interred Priscilla Bird, who sang on earth till sixty two. Now up on high above the sky, no doubt she sings like sixty too.

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Well this was fun, let's dit again sometime.

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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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“I’m just resting my eyes”

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Rest In Peace Cousin Huet – We all know you didn't do it

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Louise. – The Unfortunate.

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Poor John Scott is buried here, tho' once he was both hale and stout. Death stretched him on his bitter bier, in another world he hops about.

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Here lies the body of Lady O'Looney, Grand-niece to Edmund Burke, Commonly called "the sublime." She was bland, passionate, and religious. Also, She painted in water-colors. Also, She sent several articles to the Exhibition.

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Here lies Charles. Had six guns Needed seven. Now he is in heaven

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#$%& @!&% #?!$% @?*&!@^#!* @*$! &!%?

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Here lies Granny Beth Sue Choked to death On Redman Chew

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Let me out of here !!!

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He lived one hundred and five. Sanguine and strong. A hundred to five, you live not so long.

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18 years a maiden, 1 year a wife, 1 day a mother, then I lost my life.

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A bird, a man, a loaded gun. No bird, dead man, thy will be done.

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Lie heavy on him, earth, for he laid many a heavy load on thee.

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Here lies the bones of David Jones, Laid both dead and dumb. He read a law and plead a cause But died from drinking rum.

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I don't know how to die.

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