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Author: Epitaph Page 21
Here lies a man beneath this sod, – Who slandered all except his God, – And him he would have slandered too, – But that his God he never knew.
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In Massachusetts
As a stranger she did die, in strange lands she doth lie. Here by strangers she was laid, and her funeral charges paid.
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Richard Kell Munson (1924-2004) Lovingly Known As Doctor Dick
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Here lies the body of Hannah Thurber. Once she talked none could curb her. Three husbands had she; all are dead. They died of earache, so ‘tis said!
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In Vermont
Soon ripe, Soon rotten, Soon gone, Not forgotten
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A 5-year old in Hameden Connecticut
They abounded in riches but she wore the britches
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In Essex England
Here Lies Joyce, She'd rather not, But no choice.
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Joyce Woodfin
The man buried here literally, went to the four winds
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Nitro glycerin driver 1880's
Don't worry, I'm merely catching up with sleep.
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George Chiari
Gone home below.
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In Grafton Vermont
Ma Loves Pa – Pa Loves Women – Ma Caught Pa, With 2 in Swimmin – Here Lies Pa…
Lawrence L. Cook Jr. 10-29-1934 — 8-1-2004
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In Florida
She drank good ale, good punch and wine and lived to the age of 99.
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Beneath this smooth stone by the bone of his bone – Sleeps Master John Gill; – By lies when alive this attorney did thrive, – And now that he's dead he lies still.
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Lawyers
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Bye
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To the memory of Ric Richards who by a gangrene first lost a toe, then a leg and lastly his life.
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In England
Praises on tombs are trifles vainly spent; a man's good name is his best monument.
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Anonymous in Caermarthen Scotland
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
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Winston Churchill (1874-1965) Bladon Churchyard Oxfordshire England
She lived with her husband for 50 years, and died in the confident hope of a better life.
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Underneath this ancient pew, lie the remains of Jonathan Blue; his name was Black, but that wouldn't do.
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Dear God, Thanks
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Actor Ed Wynn in Glendale California
THOMAS O. MURPHY – Sh-h-h.
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