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Author: Epitaph Page 21
A thousand ways cut short our days, none are exempt from death. A honey-bee by stinging me did stop my mortal breath.
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I would – rather be here – than in Texas.
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In Colorado Spring CO (her husband was buried in Texas)
Father and Mother and I choose to be buried asunder. Father and Mother here, and I buried yonder.
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“Here lies my wife in earthy mold, Who when she died and naught but scold. Good friends go softly in your walking lest she should wake and rise up talking”
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Grim death took me without any warning. I was well at night, and dead in the morning.
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In Kent England
Here lies Lester Moore. Four slugs from a .44. No Les, no more.
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Tombstone Arizona
Hedemark (1949-2001) – See You Soon
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He didn't believe in God; And when he did, they argued.
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This is all that remains of poor Ben Hough. He had forty-nine years and that was enough. Of worldly goods he had his share, And now he's gone to the Devil's snare.
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Shall all we die? We shall die all. All die shall we? Die all we shall.
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Here lies within this tomb, so calm. Old Giles; pray sound his knell; who thought no song was like a psalm, no music like a knell.
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A parish clerk
Sweet Leota Beloved by All In Regions Beyond Now But Having a Ball
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Posterity will ne'er survey – A nobler grave than this: – Here lies the bones of Castlereagh: – Stop, traveller, and piss.
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She was in health at 11.30 A. M. – And left for Heaven at 3.30 P. M.
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Wyoming County
Ma Dyed [sic]
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Old Deerfield Massachusetts
I started out in life with the idea, that the world had an opening for me. And it did.
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Here, reader, turn your weeping eyes, My fate a useful moral teaches; The hole in which my body lies Would not contain one half my speeches
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Lord Brougham an orator
The Lord saw good; I was lopping off wood, and down fell from the tree; I met with a check, and I broke my neck, and so Death lopped off me.
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A wood-cutter in Ockham Surrey
Heave a sigh For old John Doak. He didn't know His brakes were broke
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Here lies old twenty five per cent. The more he had the more he lent. The more he had the more he craved, great God, can his poor soul be saved?
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In Nova Scotia
Here lies the worst king and the most miserable man in the kingdom.
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King Robert III of Scotland wanted this epitaph and also requested to be buried in an anthill
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