Author: Epitaph Page 22

Here lies interred Priscilla Bird, who sang on earth till sixty two. Now up on high above the sky, no doubt she sings like sixty too.

Epitaphs

WILLIAM WILSON – Here Lieth W.W., who never more will, trouble you, trouble you.

Epitaphs

Tom Smith is dead, and here he lies, nobody laughs and nobody cries; where his soul's gone, or how it fares, nobody knows, and nobody cares.

Epitaphs

I thought my doctor said I was heading for a rave.

Doctors Epitaphs

Dinah had a little can, 'Twas filled with kerosine. And soon among the twinkling stars – Dynamite Benzine.

Epitaphs

He was literally a father to all the children of the parish.

Epitaphs

Here lies John Auricular, Who in the ways of the Lord walked perpendicular.

Epitaphs

She always said her feet were killing her – but nobody believed her.

Epitaphs

Here lies the body of Robert Lowe. Whither he’s gone I do not know. If to the realms of peace and love, farewell to happiness above. If to a place of lower level, I don’t congratulate the d—l.

Epitaphs

He looked for gold and died of lead poison

Epitaphs

The Yankees came South in droves and bands, To conquer our fair Southern lands. But this little plot, In this quiet spot, was all the land this damn Yankee got.

Epitaphs

A Finished Artist

Epitaphs

I Was Supposed To Live To Be 102 and Be Shot By A Jealous Husband

Epitaphs

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288…,

Epitaphs

Charlie was a chemist, but Charlie is no more. What Charlie thought was H20 was H2SO4.

Epitaphs

He called Bill Smith a liar

Epitaphs

Here lies Rob Master, Faith! 'twas very hard, to take away an honest Robin's breath; yes, surely Robin was full well prepared. For he was always looking out for death.

Epitaphs

It is so soon that I am done for, I wonder what I was begun for.

Epitaphs

Here lie Walker's particles.

Epitaphs

… Going! Going!! Gone!!!

Epitaphs

She drank good ale, good punch and wine and lived to the age of 99.

Epitaphs