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Shall all we die? We shall die all. All die shall we? Die all we shall.

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James B. McCoy – Member Co. D 17th Iowa Inf. which mustered in 1165 men and mustered out 42. Participated in 19 battles and 3 sieges. Never Applied For A Pension.

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I lodged have in many a town and travelled many a year. Till age and death have brought me down, to my last lodging here.

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ASSMAN

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Heave a sigh For old John Doak. He didn't know His brakes were broke

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Dear God: enclosed, please find Rube Goldberg. Now that you’ve got him, what are you going to do with him?

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Gone Underground For Good

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Here lieth, underneath these stones, The Beard, the Flesh, and eke the Bones Of Wrexham's Clerk, old Daniel Jones.

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Here lies my wife in earthly mould, who, when she liv'd, did naught but scold; peace, wake her not, for now she's still, she had, but now I have my will.

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Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down – it was.

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Sacred to Wm Collis boat-steerer of the ship St George of New Bedford, who by the will of Almighty God was killed by a whale off this Island

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Here lies my wife, poor Molly, let her lie, she finds repose at last, and so do I.

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See how God works his wonders now and then, here lies a lawyer, and an honest man.

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He never won immortal fame, nor conquered earthly ills, but men weep for him all the same, he always paid his bills.

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"Here I lie, and no wonder I am dead, for the wheel of a wagon went over my head."

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I was not, I am not, I grieve not

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Fair maiden Lilliard – lies under this stane – little was her stature – but muckle was her fame – upon the English loons – she laid monie thumps – and when her legs were cuttit off – she fought upon her stumps.

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Sacred to the remains of Jonathan Thompson. A pious Christian and affectionate husband. His disconsolate widow continues to carry on his grocery business At the old stand on Main Street: Cheapest and best prices in town.

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36-33-01-24-17 – Honey you don't know what you did for me, – Always playing the lottery. – The numbers you picked came in to play, – Two days after you passed away. – For this, a huge monument I do erect, – For now I get a yearly check. – How I wish you were alive, – For now we are worth 8.5

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While on earth my knee was lame, I had to nurse and heed it. But now I’m at a better place, where I don’t even need it.

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She was good but not brilliant; useful but not great.

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