Author: Epitaph Page 23

Here lies the body of Sarah Sexton – She was a wife that never vexed one. – But I can't say as much for the one at the next stone.

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Here lies Matthew Mudd, Death did him no hurt; when alive he was Mudd, but now he's only dirt

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I started out in life with the idea, that the world had an opening for me. And it did.

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I told you so, you damned fools.

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I am woman here me roar. And boy did she.

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Here lies – Johnny Yeast – Pardon me – For not rising.

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This man when alive was a slave, but behold such is fate, having died he is equal in power, to Darius the Great.

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The Lord was good I was lopping off wood – And down fell from a tree. – I met with a check that broke my neck – And so God lopped off me.

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Faults I May Have – Being Wrong is Not One of Them

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Some have children, others none, Here lies the mother of twenty one.

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'Gone fishing', the sign said that hung upon the door. An Angel had put it there, God Was waiting on the shore.

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Sacred to the memory of Major James Brush, Royal Artillery, who was killed by the accidental discharge of a pistol by his orderly…

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Here lies Bryan Wilkinson – The doc said he'd be 'alright,’ Guess doc was all wrong

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18 years a maiden, 1 year a wife, 1 day a mother, then I lost my life.

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Ashes to ashes dust to dust, here lies George Emery I trust. And when the trump blows louder and louder, he’ll rise a box of Emery powder.

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Here lies a man who while he lived was happy as a linnet. He always lied while on the earth and now he's lying in it.

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Owen Moore, gone away. Owin' more, than he could pay

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Tired of this eternal buttoning and unbuttoning.

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Tears cannot restore her –– therefore I weep.

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When I am dead, I hope it may be said: His sins were scarlet, but his books were read.

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Longest Live Burial World Record Attempt.

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