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Author: Epitaph Page 23
Here lies the body of Jonathan Ground, who was lost at sea and never found.
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In Ireland
This debt I owe is justly due, and I am come to sleep with you.
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Elizabeth wife of Nathan Davis died in 1786 in Connecticut
Here lies Gilles. He used no net, Knew no fear. He made a misstep And wound up here
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An excellent husband was this Mr. Danner, – He lived in a thoroughly honorable manner. – He may have had troubles. – But they burst like bubbles. – He's at peace, now with Mary, Jane Susan and Hannah.
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In Maryland
James Danner buried by the side of his four wives
Here lies Lord Coningsby – be civil, the rest God knows – so does the Devil.
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Here Lies Jane Smith Wife of Thomas Smith Marble Cutter: This monument erected by her husband as a tribute to her memory and a specimen of his work. Monuments of this style are two hundred and fifty dollars.
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In Annapolis Maryland
Ma Dyed [sic]
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Old Deerfield Massachusetts
Here doth lye the bodie – Of John Flye, who did die – By a stroke from a sky-rocket – Which hit him on the eye-socket.
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In Durness Sutherlandshire
Ebenezer Dockwood aged forty seven. A miser and a hypocrite and never went to Heaven.
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Reader pass on and ne'er waste your time, On bad biography and bitter rhyme. For what I am this cumb'rous clay insures, And what I was, is no affair of yours.
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Topsfield Massachusetts
Death is a debt that’s justly due, that I have paid and so must you.
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Lt. Nathan Davis died in 1781 in Connecticut
This is the last long resting place, Of Aunt Jemima Jones, Her soul ascended into space, Amidst our tears and groans, She was not pleasing to the eye, Nor had she any brain, And when she talked twas through her nose, Which gave her friends much pain, But still we feel that she was worth, The money that was spent, upon the coffin, hearse and stone (The funeral plumes were lent).
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Jemima Jones (died 1803)
He was a simple man who died of complications.
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This is the grave of Mike O’Day, who died maintaining his right of way. His right was clear, his will was strong, but he’s just as dead as if he’d been wrong.
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In England
"May ye be in heaven an hour before the devil knows you're dead"
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Cypress California
For a good time, dig.
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Platy Paul
One Errant Female Has Fun – The Ornament of Her Generation – Beautiful. Witty. Brilliant. Talented. Elegant. Charming. Frugal and Modest. – Erected By Herself
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Eleanor Stauffen Herman (1960)
… But the reason why I am here interred according to my thinking, – Is owing to my good living and hard drinking, – If therefore, good Christians, you wish to live long – Don't drink to much wine, brandy, gin, or any thing strong.
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In Shetford England
I Dionysius underneath this tomb – Some sixty years of age have reached my doom. – Ne'er having married, think it sad, – And I wish my father never had.
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Falkirk England
18 years a maiden, 1 year a wife, 1 day a mother, then I lost my life.
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Accidentally shot as a mark of affection by his brother. After life's fever, I sleep well.
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Bath Maine
On John Phillips
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