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Owen Moore, gone away. Owin' more, than he could pay

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Richard Kell Munson (1924-2004) Lovingly Known As Doctor Dick

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One Errant Female Has Fun – The Ornament of Her Generation – Beautiful. Witty. Brilliant. Talented. Elegant. Charming. Frugal and Modest. – Erected By Herself

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Called Back.

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She tormented him until he dried up like a bundle of Straw.

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Louise. – The Unfortunate.

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The body of Benjamin Franklin, printer like the coyer of an old book its contents torn out and stripped of its lettering and gilding, lies here food for worms. – Yet the work itself shall not be lost for it will, as he believed, appear once more in a new and more beautiful edition corrected and amended by the author.

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A zealous locksmith died of late, and did not enter Heaven’s gate. But stood without and would not knock , because he meant to pick the lock.

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Although this stone may moulder into dust, yet Joseph Moodey's name continue must

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Haine haint

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Here lies an honest lawyer – and that is Strange.

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Eliza, sorrowing rears this marble slab to her dear John who died of eating crab.

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Here lies my poor wife, much lamented, She is happy and I am contented.

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I made an ash of myself

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A bird, a man, a loaded gun. No bird, dead man, thy will be done.

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She lived a life of virtue and died of the cholera morbus, caused by eating green fruit in hope of a blessed immortality.

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Stop, reader, pray and read my gate. What caused my life to terminate. For thieves by night when in my bed Broke in my house and shot me dead.

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I thought my doctor said I was heading for a rave.

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Beneath this smooth stone by the bone of his bone – Sleeps Master John Gill; – By lies when alive this attorney did thrive, – And now that he's dead he lies still.

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Curiosity did not kill this cat.

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Here lies Lester Moore. Four slugs from a .44. No Les, no more.

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