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Shot in the back by a dirty rat

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Don't worry, I'm merely catching up with sleep.

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Here lies Dave Jordan – His last words were a shame… 'There's a light at the end of the tunnel'… Unfortunately it was a train

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Called Back.

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He got a fish bone in his throat – And then he sang an angel's note.

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Hooray my brave boys let's rejoice at his fall. For if he had lived he would have buried us all.

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Transplanted

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WILLIAM WILSON – Here Lieth W.W., who never more will, trouble you, trouble you.

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Beneath this smooth stone by the bone of his bone – Sleeps Master John Gill; – By lies when alive this attorney did thrive, – And now that he's dead he lies still.

Epitaphs Lawyers Lies

18 years a maiden, 1 year a wife, 1 day a mother, then I lost my life.

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Here lies Fuller's earth.

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Here lieth, underneath these stones, The Beard, the Flesh, and eke the Bones Of Wrexham's Clerk, old Daniel Jones.

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Here lies England's premier baron, – Patiently awaiting the last trump.

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Two great physicians first, my Loving husband tried, to cure my pain, in vain. At last he got a third, and then I died.

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I Was Supposed To Live To Be 102 and Be Shot By A Jealous Husband

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Pray, reader, stop, and read my fate, – What caused my life to terminate; – For thieves one night, when in my bed, – Broke in my house and shot me dead.

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We must all die there is no doubt – Your glass is running… mine is out

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He got a fish-bone in his throat and then he sang an angel's note.

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A man of letters it seems was he; the college made him L.L.D. The Order a P.G.W.C. Grim death has given him the G.B., and may his ashes R.I.P.

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This spot is the sweetest I've seen in my life, For it raises many flowers and covers my wife.

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He was young – He was fair – But the Injuns – Raised his hair

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