Author: Epitaph Page 27

Smart Humorous, Irreverent Tormented – Justin Arthur Frank, M.D. March 22, 1908 – January 20, 1986

Here lies Suzannah Ensign; Lord she is thin

Here lies a man that was Knott born, His father was Knott before him, He lived Knott, and did Knott die, Yet underneath this stone doth lie.

H. L. Mencken 1880 – 1956 – If after I depart this vale you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner, and wink your eye at some homely girl

An excellent husband was this Mr. Danner, – He lived in a thoroughly honorable manner. – He may have had troubles. – But they burst like bubbles. – He's at peace, now with Mary, Jane Susan and Hannah.

In Memory of Jacob, third son of Capt. Jacob Rice, died May 7, 1818 Et. 9 yrs. – His death was occasioned by the fall of a dung fork, one tine penetrating his brain.

Heave a sigh For old John Doak. He didn't know His brakes were broke

Sweet Leota Beloved by All In Regions Beyond Now But Having a Ball

It is so soon that I am done for, I wonder what I was begun for.

Excuse Me

Here lieth, underneath these stones, The Beard, the Flesh, and eke the Bones Of Wrexham's Clerk, old Daniel Jones.

She was good but not brilliant; useful but not great.

Was suddenly killed at early dawn, July 4th, 1842, by the explosion of a small canon, aged 15 years

Here doth lye the bodie – Of John Flye, who did die – By a stroke from a sky-rocket – Which hit him on the eye-socket.

She was never meant to be understood, just loved.

To follow you I am not content, How do I know Which way you went.

His faults are buried with him beneath this stone. His virtues (if he had any) are remembered by his friends.

Here lies George Johnson, He was right, We was wrong, But we strung him up, And now he's gone

Here lieth Richard Dent in his last tenement.

Don't worry, I'm merely catching up with sleep.

He has gone to the only place where his own works are excelled.