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Here beneath this pile of stones – Lies all thats left of Sally Jones. – Her name was Lord, it was not Jones, – But Jones was used to rhyme with stones.

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Here lies Sir John Guise: No one laughs, no one cries: Where he's gone, and how he fares, No one knows, and no one cares.

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As you are now, I once was. As I am now, you shall be. So prepare for death and follow me.

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Let me out of here !!!

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Sleep soft in dust, wait the Almighty's will, then rise unchanged, and be an angel still.

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Until the brakes are turned on time, – Life's throttle-valve shut down. – He works to pilot in the crew – That wears the martyr's crown. – On schedule time, on upper grade – Along the homeward section. – He lands his train in God's roundhouse – The mom of resurrection. – His time is full, no wages docked, – His name on God's pay roll. – And transportation through to Heaven – A free pass for his soul.

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The manner of her death was thus; She was druv over by a Bus.

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Beloved Husband of Joan, A Man With Nature, Who Loved Life & His Jigsaws – "Didjabringabeer"

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School is out. Teacher Has gone home

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Sacred to the remains of Jonathan Thompson. A pious Christian and affectionate husband. His disconsolate widow continues to carry on his grocery business At the old stand on Main Street: Cheapest and best prices in town.

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Connection reset by peer – He came, he saw, he logged out

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The Lord was good I was lopping off wood – And down fell from a tree. – I met with a check that broke my neck – And so God lopped off me.

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John Macpherson Was a remarkable person. He stood six feet two Without his shoe, And he was slew At Waterloo.

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I put my wife beneath this stone, for her repose and for my own.

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Beneath this stone lies Lamb asleep, who died a Lamb who lived a sheep. Many a lamb and sheep he slaughtered but cruel Death the scene has altered.

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To the memory of Ric Richards who by a gangrene first lost a toe, then a leg and lastly his life.

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I Made Some Good Deals and I Made Some Bad Ones. I Really Went in the Hole With This One.

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His virtues and his pills are so well known, that envy can’t confine them under stone.

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Here lies old Aunt Hannah Proctor who purged but didn't call the doctor: she couldn't stay, she had to go praise God from whom all blessings flow.

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Here lies Bryan Wilkinson – The doc said he'd be 'alright,’ Guess doc was all wrong

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These hillocks green and mouldering bones, these gloomy tombs and lettered stones. One admonition here supply: Reader! art thou prepared to die?

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