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Author: Epitaph Page 28
Eliza, sorrowing rears this marble slab to her dear John who died of eating crab.
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Roxbury Connecticut
School is out. Teacher Has gone home
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Prof. S.B. McCracken in Elkhart Indiana
Here lies my wife, poor Molly, let her lie, she finds repose at last, and so do I.
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English poet
John Dryden (1631-1700)
proposed epitaph for his wife
Ope'd my eyes took a peep. Didn't like it went back to sleep.
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For a baby in Ashby de la Zooch England
Struck by thunder.
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In Bayfield MIssissippi on a child struck by lightning
A Man.
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Heavyweight boxing champion Sonny Liston
In Las Vegas
“Don’t Try”
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Henry Charles Bukowski Jr. (Hank) (1920–1994) Writer in Los Angeles California
John Summer – An English Teacher who Could not only Spell the word "Epitaph" correctly, But also knew what it means.
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To the Memory of Abraham Beaulieu. Born 15 September 1822. Accidentally shot 4th April 1844. As a mark of affection from his brother
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I’d rather be in Boston watching the Red Sox
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In Saskatoon
Here lies the body of John Mound, lost at sea and never found.
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Beneath this stone a lump of clay, lies Uncle Peter Dan'els – who early in the month of May, took off his winter flannels.
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In Edinburgh Scotland
This Empty Urn is Sacred to the Memory of John Revere Who Died Abroad in Finistere: If He Had Lived He Would Have Been Buried Here.
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In Connemora Ireland
Here lies one who for medicine would not give, a little gold, and so his life he lost: I fancy now he'd wish again to live, could he but guess how much his funeral cost.
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Here, reader, turn your weeping eyes, My fate a useful moral teaches; The hole in which my body lies Would not contain one half my speeches
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Lord Brougham an orator
Hooray my brave boys let's rejoice at his fall. For if he had lived he would have buried us all.
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A grave digger
Here lies Lotta Dust.
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A live Dog is better than a dead Lion. Come drop a tear as you pass by, as you are now so once was I, as I am now you soon must be, prepare for death and follow me.
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At Kensington New Hampshire
Of pneumonia supervening consumption complicated with other diseases, the main symptoms of which was insanity.
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Near Boston Massachusetts
Entombed within this vault a lawyer lies, who, fame assureth us was just and wise, an able advocate and honest too; that's wondrous strange, indeed, if it be true.
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A lawyer
The dust of Melantha Gribbling, swept up at last by the Great Housekeeper
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