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Author: Epitaph Page 29
My wife lies here. All my tears cannot bring her back, Therefore, I weep.
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Let me out of here !!!
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It is so soon that I am done for, I wonder what I was begun for.
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In England
The children of Israel wanted bread and the Lord sent them manna. Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, and the Devil sent him Anna.
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Anna Wallace in Ribbesford England
Goembel John E. – 1867–1946 – "The defense rests."
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Lawyers
See, I told you I was SICK!
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A hypochondriac in Littleton Colorado
“I’m just resting my eyes”
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Gloria Russell (1926-2000)
Here lie Walker's particles.
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On Dr. Walker – author of English Particles
The dust of Melantha Gribbling Swept up at last by the Great Housekeeper
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Woodville England
Here lies William Green, who died in Manchester, Sept. 18, 18__. Had he lived, he would have been buried here.
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Paul Lennis Swank – Here under the dung of cows and sheep, lies an old highclimber fast asleep. His trees all topped and his lines all hung. They say the old rascal died full of rum.
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Dinah had a little can, 'Twas filled with kerosine. And soon among the twinkling stars – Dynamite Benzine.
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(Dinah might been seen)
They abounded in riches but she wore the britches
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In Essex England
Here lies Ann Mann, who lived an old maid, but died an old Mann…
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In London England
She lived with her husband for 50 years, and died in the confident hope of a better life.
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This stone was raised to Sarah Ford, not Sarah's virtues to record, for they're well known to all the town. No Lord; it was raised to keep her down.
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In Kilmurry Churchyard Ireland
Transplanted
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Eastport Maine
Sacred to twins Charlie and Varlie. Sons of loving parents who died in infancy.
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