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Charlie was a chemist, but Charlie is no more. What Charlie thought was H20 was H2SO4.

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This we must own in justice to her shade, `Tis the first bad exit Oldfield ever made.

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"Here lies my husband – what else is new"

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Here lies the body of Jonathan Tilton, whose friends reduced him to a skeleton. They robbed him out of all he had And now rejoice that he is dead.

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Sacred to the memory of Major James Brush, Royal Artillery, who was killed by the accidental discharge of a pistol by his orderly…

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I would – rather be here – than in Texas.

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For a good time, dig.

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Here lies Slip Mcvey. He would be here today, but bad whiskey and a fast gun put him away

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Tom Smith is dead, and here he lies, nobody laughs and nobody cries; where his soul's gone, or how it fares, nobody knows, and nobody cares.

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This stone was raised by Frieda's Lord, not Frieda's virtues to record, for they are known to all the town. This stone was raised to keep her down.

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Faults I May Have – Being Wrong is Not One of Them

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Once I wasn't – then I was. Now I ain't again.

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DEADMAN

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The death angel struck Alexander McGlue and gave him protracted repose; he wore a checked shirt and a No. 9 shoe And had a pink wart on his nose. No doubt he is happy a-dwelling in space over on the evergreen shore. His friends are informed that his funeral takes place at precisely a quarter past four.

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GELOW – Francis & Yvonne – On Vacation – Hold mail – Lived

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This Ain’t Bad _____ Once You Get Used To It

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Susan Tomkins here she lies, nobody laughs and nobody crys, where shes gone or how she fares nobody knows and nobody cares

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I was Carolina Born – and Carolina bred – and here I lay – Carolina dead!

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Here lieth the body of my lovely dear wife Anne, who plays the poker machines whenever she can.

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On this marble drop a tear — Here lies poor Rosalind: All mankind were pleas'd with her, And she with all mankind.

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Under this stone Lies Billy Joe Bob Stealing chickens Was his last job

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