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Epitaphs

Here lies James Dunn – he raced for the crossing but the train won

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Here Lies Joyce, She'd rather not, But no choice.

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Here lies the worst king and the most miserable man in the kingdom.

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Farewell my young companions all. From death's arrest no age is free. Remember this, a warning call. Prepare to follow after me.

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Beneath this stone, in hopes of Zion, doth lie the landlord of the lion; his son keeps on the business still, resigned unto the heavenly will.

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Against his will, here lies George Hill, who from a cliff – fell down quite stiff. When it happened is not known, therefore not mentioned on this stone.

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He had sand in his craw, But was slow on the draw, So we planted him ‘neath the daisies.

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Here lies within this tomb, so calm. Old Giles; pray sound his knell; who thought no song was like a psalm, no music like a knell.

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Upon the fifth day of November, Christ's College lost a privy member; Cupid and death did both their arrows nick, Cupid shot short, but death did hit the prick; Women lament and maidens make great moans, Because the prick is laid beneath the stones.

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This we must own in justice to her shade, `Tis the first bad exit Oldfield ever made.

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Here lies a lewd Fellow, who, while he drew Breath, In the Midst of his Life was in Quest of his Death; Which he quickly obtain'd for it cost him his Life, For being in Bed with another Man's Wife.

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Here lies old Rastus Sominy – died a-eating hominy, In 1859 anno domini

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Here I lie bereft of breath, because a cough carried me off; then a coffin they carried me off in.

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Dear God, Thanks

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GELOW – Francis & Yvonne – On Vacation – Hold mail – Lived

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Once I wasn't – then I was. Now I ain't again.

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I thought my doctor said I was heading for a rave.

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Here lies Robert Trollope Who made yon stones roll up. When death took his soul up His body filled this hole up.

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Here lies the body of Jonathan Ground, who was lost at sea and never found.

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Mr. Fish. Worms are bait for fish, but here's a sudden change, fish is bait for worms. Is not that passing strange?

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