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Let her RIP

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Here I lie, my name is Ball, I lived, I died, despised by all; and now I cannot chew my crust, I'm gone back to my ancient dust.

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Owen Moore, gone away. Owin' more, than he could pay

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Here lies the body of Lady O'Looney, Grand-niece to Edmund Burke, Commonly called "the sublime." She was bland, passionate, and religious. Also, She painted in water-colors. Also, She sent several articles to the Exhibition.

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His faults are buried with him beneath this stone. His virtues (if he had any) are remembered by his friends.

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I'll thank you not to put your butt on my grave.

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Here lies within this tomb, so calm. Old Giles; pray sound his knell; who thought no song was like a psalm, no music like a knell.

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Here lies the body of Jonathan Stout. He fell in the water and never got out, And still is supposed to be floating about.

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He took his beer from year to year – And then the bier took him.

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The land I cleared is now my grave. Think well, my friends, how you behave

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Here lies Arnel. ‘You should see the other guy.’

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Here lies Lord Coningsby – be civil, the rest God knows – so does the Devil.

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Here lies Lotta Dust.

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He was literally a father to all the children of the parish.

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A peerless matron, pride of female life In every state, as widow, maid, or wife; who wedded, to threescore preserved her fame. She lived a phoenix, and expired in flame.

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Here Lies Jane Smith Wife of Thomas Smith Marble Cutter: This monument erected by her husband as a tribute to her memory and a specimen of his work. Monuments of this style are two hundred and fifty dollars.

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Beneath this stone lies Lamb asleep, who died a Lamb who lived a sheep. Many a lamb and sheep he slaughtered but cruel Death the scene has altered.

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Here lies the body of Sarah Sexton – She was a wife that never vexed one. – But I can't say as much for the one at the next stone.

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I Was Supposed To Live To Be 102 and Be Shot By A Jealous Husband

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Here lie Walker's particles.

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Here lieth father Sparges, who died to save charges.

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