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John Palfryman who is buried here, was aged four and twenty years. And near this place his Mother lies, likewise his father when he dies.

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Here lies the body of Edward Hyde. We laid him here because he died.

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Dear God, Thanks

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Here lies old Aunt Hannah Proctor who purged but didn't call the doctor: she couldn't stay, she had to go praise God from whom all blessings flow.

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Ruth and Johnny, Side by side, Went out for an auto ride, They hit a bump. Ruth hit a tree, And John kept going – Ruthlessly.

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Near by these grey rocks, enclosed in a box, lies hatter Cox who died of small pox.

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Here I lie, my name is Ball, I lived, I died, despised by all; and now I cannot chew my crust, I'm gone back to my ancient dust.

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DOUBT – Martha Mae “Take the back roads!” • Bill – “It’s five o’clock somewhere!”

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“I’m just resting my eyes”

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Here lies Clyde – Whose life was full – Until he tried – To milk a bull.

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He who dies with the most toys wins

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Here lies Scott Jacobson – Who came upon an evil lich, he didn't even think to run, and ended up in this ditch

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Who lies here ? — Who do you think? 'Tis poor Will Gibson — give him a drink. Give him a drink, I'll tell you for why, when he was living, he always was dry.

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How sleep the brave who sink to rest, by all their country's wishes blest, they sleep not in their regimentals. Such things being here not deemed essentials.

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Although this stone may moulder into dust, yet Joseph Moodey's name continue must

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He lived and died by suicide

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Heave a sigh For old John Doak. He didn't know His brakes were broke

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School is out. Teacher Has gone home

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A man of letters it seems was he; the college made him L.L.D. The Order a P.G.W.C. Grim death has given him the G.B., and may his ashes R.I.P.

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Our papa dear has gone to Heaven, to make arrangements for eleven.

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