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Quieter than a graveyard
Expression
Miscellaneous
Graveyard
Other expressions
Quiet
The fly in the ointment.
Expression
Miscellaneous
A small but irritating flaw that spoils the whole thing.
Other expressions
Full of piss and vinegar
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Miscellaneous
Full of energy
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Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.
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Miscellaneous
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Stompin’ grounds
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Expressions
Familiar areas
He’s not wrapped too tight.
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Miscellaneous
Dimwitted
Other expressions
There were so many people in that place, you couldn't stir 'em with a stick.
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Miscellaneous
Crowded
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That takes the cake
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Miscellaneous
Expressing a surprise
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One foot in the grave
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Close to death
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Fly off the handle
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Miscellaneous
‘Throw a fit’
Angry
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Sight for sore eyes
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Nice to see you!. A welcome sight
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