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ARTIFICIAL CHRISTMAS TREE – For Sale. Like new. Needs stand, ornaments, lights, and branches. $99.00 firm. Call…
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FOR SALE – Easy chair, Kitchen table, Chester Drawers. 982-….
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Tickle Me Elmo, still in box, comes with it’s own 1988 mustang, 5l, auto, excellent condition $6800
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Boa Constrictor – Great With Kids! – 2 Years old, approximately 2 feet long. Includes tank with light and accessories. $150 Call…
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Cat for Sale: This cat will eat anything and go to the bathroom anywhere too.
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FOR SALE: Instant coffee table
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’83 Toyota hunchback – $2000
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For Sale: exercise bike good as new. Please call Mrs. Stout.
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Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
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FOR SALE in excellent condition, $100. Call…
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FOR SALE – musky dimes. Call…
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FROZEN SOFT & GENTLE BATH TISSUE — 4 ROLLS 99 CENTS
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TURKEY – FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only eight days old. Both drumsticks still intact. $23.00 OBO
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AMERICAN FLAG – 60 stars. Pole included $100. Call…
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Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
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FOR SALE: Cemetery needs. Monuments, Sales, Dating, Letterings. Call Dennis Leibfried before you go. Ph.507…
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TOYOTA SCION • Coffin with 52 inch sunroof – $21,800
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Ground beast: 99 cents lb.
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Kellogg’s pot tarts $1.99 box
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Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.
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NEPTUNE FRONT LOAD WASHER – Built-in high definition tuner – Digital cable ready with cable card slot – Built-in 20 watt stereo speaker system – SALE $799
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