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Horses for Sale! Stallion 2 yrs. old for $500. Mayor 3 yrs. old for $1,000.
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Hummels – largest selection ever – "If it's in stock, we have it!"
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FREE: Large refrigerator/freezer box (would make a nice play house).
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MUST SELL: 3 grave spaces in Laureland, very reasonable. Plus air conditioner.
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Snake for sale. Five-foot boa constrictor – only $5 per foot. Must buy entire length.
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FOR SALE. Three canaries of undermined sex.
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For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
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HARRY POTTERY – Movie posters, set of three, Sorcerer’s Stone. Mint condition. $40. Call…
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ARTIFICIAL CHRISTMAS TREE – For Sale. Like new. Needs stand, ornaments, lights, and branches. $99.00 firm. Call…
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FOR SALE: Doctor’s sailing dinghy and accessories. Doctor no further use.
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NEPTUNE FRONT LOAD WASHER – Built-in high definition tuner – Digital cable ready with cable card slot – Built-in 20 watt stereo speaker system – SALE $799
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Crucifix: Little man fell off. Scented dash mount included. Like new, $10. (970) 389-….
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Square coffee table 53” Long X 21” Wide with storage, $80. 453-….
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His and hers bicycles, $25 each or both for $55.
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2 wire mesh butchering gloves, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15
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SEE-THRU WINDOWS – Your Quality Windows & Door Experts – It’s time to replace those drafty, energy-wasting windows & doors…
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Soccer ball signed by either Pele, the former Brazilian soccer player widely renowned by most experts and fans to be the finest player that has ever existed, or by some guy named “Peter.” $75.
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FOR SALE: 1993 Chevy Lumina. Black exterior with beige interior. Runs and drives great. Sorry, no tires included.
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Tickle Me Elmo, still in box, comes with it’s own 1988 mustang, 5l, auto, excellent condition $6800
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’06 Frod Focus $9,999
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For Sale – Holiday photos: Choice of ski, sun or city break. Ideal for anecdote or alibi. Call 020-867-….
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