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Soccer ball signed by either Pele, the former Brazilian soccer player widely renowned by most experts and fans to be the finest player that has ever existed, or by some guy named “Peter.” $75.
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20 dozen bottles of excellent Old Tawny Port, sold to pay for charges, the owner having lost sight of, and bottled by us last year.
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VIBRATOR, used twice, great condition. $10. Ryan 504-…. from 8–4 pm
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FOR SALE: Braille dictionary. Must see to appreciate! Call Jerry
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1 man, 7 woman hot tub – $850/offer
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Engagement diamond ring, appraised $339. Trade for rifle.
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FOR SALE: Cemetery needs. Monuments, Sales, Dating, Letterings. Call Dennis Leibfried before you go. Ph.507…
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FREE: Large refrigerator/freezer box (would make a nice play house).
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3 bedroom house for sale: new gas furnace, new wiring and new water heater won't last long!
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FROZEN SOFT & GENTLE BATH TISSUE — 4 ROLLS 99 CENTS
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Cat for Sale: This cat will eat anything and go to the bathroom anywhere too.
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PONY FOR SALE. Looks like small horse. $900.
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For Sale – Holiday photos: Choice of ski, sun or city break. Ideal for anecdote or alibi. Call 020-867-….
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Nordic track $300 – hardly used – call Chubby.
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For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.
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For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
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TURKEY – FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only eight days old. Both drumsticks still intact. $23.00 OBO
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HOUSE FOR SALE • 10741 Pig Turd Alley, Amador City, CA…
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Horses for Sale! Stallion 2 yrs. old for $500. Mayor 3 yrs. old for $1,000.
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Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
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See ladies blouses. 50% off!
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