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Author: French proverb
What the sober man thinks the drunkard tells.
French proverb
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Justifying a fault doubles it.
French proverb
Proverbs
Faults
Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day.
French proverb
Proverbs
If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.
French proverb
Age
Proverbs
Young
A father is a banker provided by nature.
French proverb
Family
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Pray, pray very much; but beware of telling god what you want.
French proverb
Beliefs
God
Proverbs
Pray
One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.
French proverb
Life
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Destiny
Set a thief to catch a thief.
French proverb
Proverbs
Thieves