Author: Help wanted

CAB DRIVERS WANTED – Nights & weekends. Must have good driving & criminal record. Apply in person, 151 Elm St.

Wanted: Satellite Installer

HELP WANTED – PlayStation Brand Ambassador

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7–$9 per hour.

MECHANIC – Now hiring full time mechanic. Must be mechanically inclined. Brenny’s Cycle Works …

Sick of your: Job-Boss-Paycheck-Life? My Business Is Growing To Fast!!!! [sic] $800-4000/mo. Part-Time work at home – work at the office – just work no age limit – no experience – just cash!!! CALL 504-6367 TODAY

HELP WANTED – Administraive/ Secretary

WANTED: Man to wash dishes and two waitresses.

Mother’s helper – peasant working conditions.

Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

Shakespeare's Pizza. Free chopsticks.

WANTED: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.

Wanted: Desk clerk and Housekeeping help at Best Western. PLEASE NO PHONE CALLS! (760) 375-2311.

Help Wanted – “Must dominate the English language” – Call: (917) 797-….

Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.

Wanted – Director Of Advertsing [sic]

Sewer / Manhole Repair Worker – experienced only. Immediate opening.

WANTED: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.

WANTED – Musicians, Comedians, Storytellers, Freeks, Misfits etc. To Perform in the Tiny Tea Tent

HELP WANTED – PLUMMER/ELECTRICIAN [sic]

SURGEON WANTED for a new health clinic opening in the area. No experience needed. Must have own tools.