Author: Help wanted

Wanted: Lifeguard. Must be able to swim.

Shakespeare's Pizza. Free chopsticks.

Wanted: Cleaning and Janitorial Help. Please leave mess.

HELP WANTED – Eyebrow Threading

WANTED: Part-Time secretary with wisdom of Deborah, dedication of Dorcas, stay cool under fire like Shadrach, imagination of the prophets, capabilities of all scribes.

Restaurant Assistant Manager: Applicants with the necessary experience need not apply.

HELP WANTED – PlayStation Brand Ambassador

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

Man, honest. Will take anything.

Help wanted: Boiler operator. Previous clinical experience with gynecology patients required.

WANTED: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.

Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

Wanted: Desk clerk and Housekeeping help at Best Western. PLEASE NO PHONE CALLS! (760) 375-2311.

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

Wanted: Satellite Installer

MECHANIC – Now hiring full time mechanic. Must be mechanically inclined. Brenny’s Cycle Works …

WANTED: Man to wash dishes and two waitresses.

3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

SECRETARIAL/CLERICAL – Excellent word processing & typing skills. Conscious, creative and detail oriented.

MEDICAL Assistant, Full Time, Wanted For Growing Medical Practice, Competitive Salary. No Health Benefits. Send Resume to…

Mother’s helper – peasant working conditions.