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Man, honest. Will take anything.

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

SECRETARIAL/CLERICAL – Excellent word processing & typing skills. Conscious, creative and detail oriented.

SUPERINTENDED NEEDED

WANTED – Musicians, Comedians, Storytellers, Freeks, Misfits etc. To Perform in the Tiny Tea Tent

Singer/lyricist looking for untalented musicians to form punk band. Call… & ask for Adam.

HELP WANTED – Helpdesk Technician @ Pentagon

HELP WANTED – Eyebrow Threading

WANTED: Part-Time secretary with wisdom of Deborah, dedication of Dorcas, stay cool under fire like Shadrach, imagination of the prophets, capabilities of all scribes.

Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.

MECHANIC – Now hiring full time mechanic. Must be mechanically inclined. Brenny’s Cycle Works …

HELP WANTED – PlayStation Brand Ambassador

WANTED: Man to wash dishes and two waitresses.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7–$9 per hour.

Sick of your: Job-Boss-Paycheck-Life? My Business Is Growing To Fast!!!! [sic] $800-4000/mo. Part-Time work at home – work at the office – just work no age limit – no experience – just cash!!! CALL 504-6367 TODAY

WAITRESS NEEDED. Must be 18 years old with 20 years experience. Apply in person Carnation Restaurant.

CAB DRIVERS WANTED – Nights & weekends. Must have good driving & criminal record. Apply in person, 151 Elm St.

Help Wanted – “Must dominate the English language” – Call: (917) 797-….

Wanted: Cleaning and Janitorial Help. Please leave mess.

HELP WANTED – DoodyCalls Technician

Wanted: Preparer of food. Must like the food business, be dependable, and be willing to get hands dirty.