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Author: Italian proverb
There is no thief like a bad book.
Italian proverb
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Who depends on another man’s table often dines late.
Italian proverb
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The best armor is to keep out of range.
Italian proverb
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Let every fox take care of his own tail.
Italian proverb
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Let every fox take care of his own tail.
Italian proverb
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Mind your own business
If a patient dies, the doctor killed him, but if he gets well, the saints have saved him.
Italian proverb
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The best way to get praise is to die.
Italian proverb
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If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.
Italian proverb
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Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Italian proverb
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To a quick question, give a slow answer.
Italian proverb
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Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.
Italian proverb
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He who builds by the roadside has many surveyors.
Italian proverb
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