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Author: Oxymoron
Tight slacks
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Abundant poverty
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Preliminary conclusion
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Initial conclusion
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Boy cow
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Warm down
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Altogether separate
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Constant change
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Dodge Ram
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Product name
Mutual differences
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Lesser evil
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Terribly good
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Pink bluebell
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Go now, then.
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Fish farm
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Real phony
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