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Author: Oxymoron Page 11
Resident alien
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Fully vacant flats for sale
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Icy hot
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Cold hot water bottle
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Partial success
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Friendly fire
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Rolling stop
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Student teacher
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Easy payments
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Anxious patient
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May I ask a question?
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Whole part
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Death benefits
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Wholesome
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Real phony
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Extraordinary ordinary people
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Standing-room-only seats
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