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Author: Oxymoron Page 6
Young adult
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Plastic silverware
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I'm not going to say, 'I told you so.’
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Nearly complete
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Almost done
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Once again
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Boxing ring
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Diet ice cream
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Almost ready
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Tight slacks
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Still life
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Spectator sport
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