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Author: Proverb
If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.
Proverb
Life
Proverbs
God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.
Proverb
Proverbs
A bird in the hand is usually dead.
Proverb
Animals
Proverbs
Birds
People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
Proverb
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
Proverbs
Speech
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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Activities
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Proverb
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Depth
Water
The wages of sin is death – but the working conditions are good.
Proverb
Death
Proverbs
Wages of sin
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Proverb
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
Proverbs
Speech
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Proverb
Memory
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Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Proverb
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Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
Proverb
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Madness
The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.
Proverb
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Proverbs
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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Eating
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If you want something done, ask a busy person.
Proverb
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Proverb
Intelligence
Proverbs
Stupidity
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A loaded wagon makes no noise.
Proverb
Intelligence
Wisdom
Bragging
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
Proverb
Characteristics
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All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.
Proverb
Proverbs
When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.
Proverb
Proverbs
Empty vessels make most noise.
Proverb
Fools
Intelligence
Bragging
Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.
Proverb
Life
Proverbs
Roads
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