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Author: Proverb
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Proverb
Murphy’s Laws
Proverbs
Situations
Sleep
Snoring
If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.
Proverb
Death
Doctors
Health
Life
Proverbs
Chaste makes waste.
Proverb
Proverbs
Sex
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
Proverb
Proverbs
Work
Fools rush in and get the best seats.
Proverb
Fools
Proverbs
Seating
A bird in the hand is usually dead.
Proverb
Animals
Proverbs
Birds
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
Proverb
Children
Money
Proverbs
Sex
All sizzle and no steak.
Proverb
Proverbs
All style and no substance
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Proverb
Animals
Proverbs
Early bird
Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Temptation
Yield
Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
Proverb
Family
Proverbs
Relationships
Relative
Will
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Proverb
Intelligence
Proverbs
Stupidity
Artificial intelligence
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Proverb
Beliefs
Proverbs
Apologies
Excuses
If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.
Proverb
Life
Proverbs
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.
Proverb
Emotions
Laughter
Proverbs
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
Proverb
Characteristics
Proverbs
Enemies
Tact
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Proverb
Beliefs
Life
Proverbs
Experience
A loaded wagon makes no noise.
Proverb
Intelligence
Wisdom
Bragging
Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.
English proverb
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Proverb
Proverbs
Empty vessels make most noise.
Proverb
Fools
Intelligence
Bragging
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