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Author: Proverb
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
Proverb
Beliefs
Proverbs
Rain dance
Timing
Empty vessels make most noise.
Proverb
Fools
Intelligence
Bragging
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
Proverb
Activities
Housework
Life
Proverbs
Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.
Proverb
Beliefs
Proverbs
Faith
There's no place like home.com!
Proverb
Science/Weather
Internet
Technology
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
Proverb
Characteristics
Proverbs
Enemies
Tact
Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
Proverb
Communication
Language
Proverbs
Madness
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
Proverb
Activities
Autos
Beliefs
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Proverbs
Travel
Absence makes the heart go wander.
Proverb
Emotions
Love
Proverbs
Absence
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Proverb
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
Proverbs
Speech
The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Grass is always greener
lawns
Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
Proverb
Family
Proverbs
Relationships
Relative
Will
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Proverb
Eating
Food/Drink
Proverbs
Situations
Sleep
Kitchen
Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.
Proverb
Miscellaneous
Proverbs
Pollution
Smoke
Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!
Proverb
Proverbs
Sex
Breeds
Contempt
Familiarity
Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.
English proverb
,
Proverb
Proverbs
When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Blind leading the blind
A bird in the hand is usually dead.
Proverb
Animals
Proverbs
Birds
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Proverb
Animals
Proverbs
Early bird
Cat bathing is a martial art.
Proverb
Proverbs
Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.
Proverb
Emotions
Laughter
Proverbs
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