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Author: Proverb
All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.
Proverb
Proverbs
If you want something done, ask a busy person.
Proverb
Proverbs
Busy
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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Life
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Experience
Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.
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You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
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Work
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night; on Sunday pray for crop failure.
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Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.
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The geek shall inherit the earth.
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You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.
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People living in glass houses should not!
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If you're in a hole, stop digging.
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The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.
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Beliefs
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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The one who snores will fall asleep first.
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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
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Pigs
If all else fails, try the obvious.
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Obvious
Chaste makes waste.
Proverb
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Sex
To err is human, to forgive is human.
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