Author: Proverb

All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.

If you want something done, ask a busy person.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night; on Sunday pray for crop failure.

Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.

The geek shall inherit the earth.

You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.

People living in glass houses should not!

If you're in a hole, stop digging.

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

If all else fails, try the obvious.

Chaste makes waste.

To err is human, to forgive is human.