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Author: Proverb
Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
Proverb
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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If all else fails, try the obvious.
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It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
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Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped-over and kicked.
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!
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A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.
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When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.
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Cat bathing is a martial art.
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Proverbs
Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.
English proverb
,
Proverb
Proverbs
Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.
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There's no place like home.com!
Proverb
Science/Weather
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Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
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Chaste makes waste.
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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
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It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.
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If you want something done, ask a busy person.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.
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If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.
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