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Author: Proverb
Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
Proverb
Communication
Language
Proverbs
Madness
Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.
English proverb
,
Proverb
Proverbs
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
Proverb
Food/Drink
Proverbs
Science/Weather
Time
Fish
Internet
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Proverb
Murphy’s Laws
Proverbs
Situations
Sleep
Snoring
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
Proverb
Children
Money
Proverbs
Sex
Cat bathing is a martial art.
Proverb
Proverbs
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Proverb
Intelligence
Proverbs
Stupidity
Artificial intelligence
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Proverb
Proverbs
Time
Clocks
Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.
Proverb
Emotions
Laughter
Proverbs
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Proverb
Appearance
Body
Death
Eating
Life
Proverbs
Fitness
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
Proverb
Beliefs
Proverbs
Rain dance
Timing
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Proverb
Beliefs
Proverbs
Depth
Water
The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.
Proverb
Eating
Food/Drink
Proverbs
If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.
Proverb
Life
Proverbs
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
Proverb
Proverbs
Work
There's no place like home.com!
Proverb
Science/Weather
Internet
Technology
Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!
Proverb
Proverbs
Sex
Breeds
Contempt
Familiarity
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Proverb
Beliefs
Proverbs
Apologies
Excuses
Better late than… pregnant.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Time
Pregnancy
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
Proverb
Failure
Mistakes
Problems
Proverbs
The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Grass is always greener
lawns
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