Author: Proverb

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.

Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.

Cat bathing is a martial art.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.

If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

There's no place like home.com!

Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

Better late than… pregnant.

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.