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Author: Proverb
Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
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All sizzle and no steak.
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All style and no substance
If all else fails, try the obvious.
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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!
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You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
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People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
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It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
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Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
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If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.
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Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.
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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.
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Fools rush in and get the best seats.
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Chaste makes waste.
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
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Absence makes the heart go wander.
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A loaded wagon makes no noise.
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All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.
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