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Author: Proverb
A bird in the hand is usually dead.
Proverb
Animals
Proverbs
Birds
Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.
Proverb
Intelligence
Proverbs
Wisdom
Experience
Chaste makes waste.
Proverb
Proverbs
Sex
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Proverb
Memory
Proverbs
Conscience
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Absence makes the heart go wander.
Proverb
Emotions
Love
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Absence
Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.
Proverb
Beliefs
Proverbs
Faith
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
Proverb
Proverbs
Work
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Proverb
Fools
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Party
Better late than… pregnant.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Time
Pregnancy
Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
Proverb
Family
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Relative
Will
If you're in a hole, stop digging.
Proverb
Problems
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Proverb
Intelligence
Proverbs
Stupidity
Artificial intelligence
When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Blind leading the blind
Abstinence makes the heart go wander.
Proverb
Sex
Wordplay
Abstinence
All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.
Proverb
Proverbs
Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
Proverb
Communication
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Madness
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
Proverb
Failure
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Proverbs
There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.
Proverb
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Proverbs
If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.
Proverb
Death
Doctors
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Proverbs
The wages of sin is death – but the working conditions are good.
Proverb
Death
Proverbs
Wages of sin
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night; on Sunday pray for crop failure.
Proverb
Sex
Prayer
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