Author: Proverb

Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

If all else fails, try the obvious.

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.

Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped-over and kicked.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!

A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.

When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.

Cat bathing is a martial art.

Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.

Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.

There's no place like home.com!

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.

Chaste makes waste.

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.

If you want something done, ask a busy person.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.

If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.