Author: Proverb

A bird in the hand is usually dead.

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.

Chaste makes waste.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Absence makes the heart go wander.

Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Better late than… pregnant.

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

If you're in a hole, stop digging.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.

Abstinence makes the heart go wander.

All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.

If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.

The wages of sin is death – but the working conditions are good.

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night; on Sunday pray for crop failure.