Author: Proverb

If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.

God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.

A bird in the hand is usually dead.

People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

The wages of sin is death – but the working conditions are good.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.

The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

If you want something done, ask a busy person.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

A loaded wagon makes no noise.

Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.

All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.

When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.

Empty vessels make most noise.

Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.