Author: Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Fools Intelligence Money Proverbs

All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.

Proverbs

Absence makes the heart go wander.

Emotions Love Proverbs

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.

Communication Language Proverbs

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Food/Drink Proverbs Science/Weather Time

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Future Husbands Marriage Proverbs Time Wives

You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.

Animals Appearance Proverbs

Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.

Emotions Laughter Proverbs

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

Miscellaneous Proverbs

God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.

Proverbs

Empty vessels make most noise.

Fools Intelligence

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Animals Characteristics Proverbs

Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.

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Proverbs

If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.

Life Proverbs

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

Proverbs Work

Chaste makes waste.

Proverbs Sex

The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.

Eating Food/Drink Proverbs

It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.

Appearance Marriage Proverbs Wives

One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.

Children Family Marriage Proverbs

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Beliefs Proverbs

A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.

Characteristics People Women