Author: Proverb

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Empty vessels make most noise.

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.

There's no place like home.com!

Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

Absence makes the heart go wander.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.

Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!

Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.

When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.

A bird in the hand is usually dead.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Cat bathing is a martial art.

Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.