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Author: Proverb Page 2
Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!
Proverb
Proverbs
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When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.
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If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.
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Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
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Fools rush in and get the best seats.
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Better late than… pregnant.
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A bird in the hand is usually dead.
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The geek shall inherit the earth.
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There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
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Empty vessels make most noise.
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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.
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You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.
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Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
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If you want something done, ask a busy person.
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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
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To err is human, to forgive is human.
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