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Author: Proverb Page 2
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Proverb
Proverbs
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Clocks
Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
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Will
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
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Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.
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Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
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Abstinence makes the heart go wander.
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God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.
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Proverbs
A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.
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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
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If you're in a hole, stop digging.
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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
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The wages of sin is death – but the working conditions are good.
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To err is human, to forgive is human.
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
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The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.
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