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Author: Proverb Page 2
If you're in a hole, stop digging.
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Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Empty vessels make most noise.
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.
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The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.
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Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
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There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.
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Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
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The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
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There's no place like home.com!
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If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night; on Sunday pray for crop failure.
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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
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The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.
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Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.
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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
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