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Author: Proverb Page 2
God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.
Proverb
Proverbs
The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Grass is always greener
lawns
If you're in a hole, stop digging.
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Problems
Situations
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
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Internet
Absence makes the heart go wander.
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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
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Proverbs
Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.
Proverb
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Proverbs
The geek shall inherit the earth.
Proverb
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Inherit
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night; on Sunday pray for crop failure.
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Empty vessels make most noise.
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Bragging
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Proverb
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If you want something done, ask a busy person.
Proverb
Proverbs
Busy
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
Proverb
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Rain dance
Timing
Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
Proverb
Family
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Will
Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.
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Young
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Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.
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Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
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Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!
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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
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When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.
Proverb
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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