Author: Proverb Page 2

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Proverbs Time

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

Proverbs Work

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

Family Proverbs Relationships

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

Miscellaneous Proverbs

There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.

Alcohol Food/Drink Proverbs

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Situations Sleep

Abstinence makes the heart go wander.

Sex Wordplay

Chaste makes waste.

Proverbs Sex

Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.

Characteristics Proverbs

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Sleep

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Animals Characteristics Proverbs

The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.

Eating Food/Drink Proverbs

If you're in a hole, stop digging.

Problems Situations

If all else fails, try the obvious.

Problems Proverbs Situations

If you want something done, ask a busy person.

Proverbs

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.

Communication Language Proverbs

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.

Children Money Proverbs Sex

One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.

Children Family Marriage Proverbs

Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped-over and kicked.

Animals Dogs Proverbs

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night; on Sunday pray for crop failure.

Sex

Absence makes the heart go wander.

Emotions Love Proverbs