Author: Proverb Page 2

The geek shall inherit the earth.

Proverbs Situations

Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped-over and kicked.

Animals Dogs Proverbs

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.

Communication Language Proverbs

When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.

Proverbs

All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.

Proverbs

Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.

Friends Money People Young

If all else fails, try the obvious.

Problems Proverbs Situations

If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.

Death Doctors Health Life Proverbs

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Food/Drink Proverbs Science/Weather Time

If you don't know where you're going, any train will get you there.

Characteristics

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Eating Food/Drink Proverbs Situations Sleep

If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.

Life Proverbs

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Age Proverbs

A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.

Characteristics People Women

Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!

Proverbs Sex

The wages of sin is death – but the working conditions are good.

Death Proverbs

Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.

Beliefs Proverbs

When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.

Proverbs Situations

Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.

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Proverbs

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

Marriage Proverbs

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Future Husbands Marriage Proverbs Time Wives