Author: Proverb Page 2

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Abstinence makes the heart go wander.

God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.

A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

If you're in a hole, stop digging.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

The wages of sin is death – but the working conditions are good.

To err is human, to forgive is human.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.