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Author: Proverb Page 2
Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!
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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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A bird in the hand is usually dead.
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
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If you're in a hole, stop digging.
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Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.
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There's no place like home.com!
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The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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God is good, but never dance in a small boat.
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Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.
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If you don't know where you're going, any train will get you there.
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Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.
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You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.
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One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
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