Author: Proverb Page 2

If you're in a hole, stop digging.

Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Empty vessels make most noise.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.

The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.

Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

There's no place like home.com!

If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night; on Sunday pray for crop failure.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.

Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.