Author: Proverb Page 2

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Intelligence Proverbs Stupidity

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night; on Sunday pray for crop failure.

Sex

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

Failure Mistakes Problems Proverbs

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

Family Proverbs Relationships

God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.

Proverbs

The wages of sin is death – but the working conditions are good.

Death Proverbs

People living in glass houses should not!

People Proverbs

If all else fails, try the obvious.

Problems Proverbs Situations

You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.

Animals Appearance Proverbs

A rolling stone gathers momentum.

Proverbs

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Future Husbands Marriage Proverbs Time Wives

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

Beliefs Proverbs

A bird in the hand is usually dead.

Animals Proverbs

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

Proverbs Work

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

Miscellaneous Proverbs

Empty vessels make most noise.

Fools Intelligence

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

Marriage Proverbs

Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!

Proverbs Sex

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.

Communication Language Proverbs

When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.

Proverbs Situations

A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.

Characteristics People Women