Author: Proverb Page 2

Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

A bird in the hand is usually dead.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

If you're in a hole, stop digging.

Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.

There's no place like home.com!

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.

If you don't know where you're going, any train will get you there.

Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.

You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.

One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.