Author: Proverb Page 2

God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.

The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.

If you're in a hole, stop digging.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Absence makes the heart go wander.

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.

The geek shall inherit the earth.

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night; on Sunday pray for crop failure.

Empty vessels make most noise.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

If you want something done, ask a busy person.

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.

Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.