Author: Proverb Page 3

The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.

Cat bathing is a martial art.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

To err is human, to forgive is human.

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

People living in glass houses should not!

Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.

You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Empty vessels make most noise.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A rolling stone gathers momentum.

Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.

Fools rush in and get the best seats.