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Author: Proverb Page 3
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
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Communication
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Intelligence
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Speech
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
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Food/Drink
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Time
Fish
Internet
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
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Better late than… pregnant.
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The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.
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Grass is always greener
lawns
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
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One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.
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All sizzle and no steak.
Proverb
Proverbs
All style and no substance
A loaded wagon makes no noise.
Proverb
Intelligence
Wisdom
Bragging
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Proverb
Animals
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Early bird
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Proverb
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A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.
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God is good, but never dance in a small boat.
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.
Proverb
Proverbs
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
People living in glass houses should not!
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Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
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Will
Chaste makes waste.
Proverb
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Sex
When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Blind leading the blind
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