Author: Proverb Page 3

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Better late than… pregnant.

The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.

Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.

All sizzle and no steak.

A loaded wagon makes no noise.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.

God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

People living in glass houses should not!

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

Chaste makes waste.

When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.