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Author: Proverb Page 3
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
Proverb
Proverbs
A rolling stone
Momentum
Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.
Proverb
Friends
Money
People
Young
Borrowing
A loaded wagon makes no noise.
Proverb
Intelligence
Wisdom
Bragging
Absence makes the heart go wander.
Proverb
Emotions
Love
Proverbs
Absence
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
Proverb
Proverbs
Work
The geek shall inherit the earth.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Geeks
Inherit
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Proverb
Animals
Proverbs
Early bird
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Proverb
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Success
Privacy
Public
The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.
Proverb
Eating
Food/Drink
Proverbs
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Proverb
Murphy’s Laws
Proverbs
Situations
Sleep
Snoring
Empty vessels make most noise.
Proverb
Fools
Intelligence
Bragging
Fools rush in and get the best seats.
Proverb
Fools
Proverbs
Seating
If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.
Proverb
Life
Proverbs
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Proverb
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
Proverbs
Speech
Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.
Proverb
Intelligence
Memory
Proverbs
A bird in the hand is usually dead.
Proverb
Animals
Proverbs
Birds
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
Proverb
Children
Money
Proverbs
Sex
Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped-over and kicked.
Proverb
Animals
Dogs
Proverbs
Meanness
A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.
Proverb
Characteristics
People
Women
Strength
Tea
Temper
It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.
Proverb
Appearance
Marriage
Proverbs
Wives
If you want something done, ask a busy person.
Proverb
Proverbs
Busy
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