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Author: Proverb Page 3
To err is human, to forgive is human.
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People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
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If all else fails, try the obvious.
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The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.
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Grass is always greener
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Cat bathing is a martial art.
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A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.
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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
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The wages of sin is death – but the working conditions are good.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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Absence makes the heart go wander.
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It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
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The geek shall inherit the earth.
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There's no place like home.com!
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.
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God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.
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If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.
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The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
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A fool and his money are soon partying.
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