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Author: Proverb Page 3
If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.
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Life
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Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!
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All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.
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When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.
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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
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Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.
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There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.
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It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
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The geek shall inherit the earth.
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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
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Fools rush in and get the best seats.
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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
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Empty vessels make most noise.
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All sizzle and no steak.
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If you're in a hole, stop digging.
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Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night; on Sunday pray for crop failure.
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A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.
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There's no place like home.com!
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You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
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Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.
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