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Author: Proverb Page 3
The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.
Proverb
Eating
Food/Drink
Proverbs
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Proverb
Murphy’s Laws
Proverbs
Situations
Sleep
Snoring
When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Blind leading the blind
Cat bathing is a martial art.
Proverb
Proverbs
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Proverb
Eating
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Situations
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Kitchen
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Proverb
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
Proverb
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To err is human, to forgive is human.
Proverb
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Proverbs
Compassion
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
Proverb
Proverbs
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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Proverb
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Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.
Proverb
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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Proverb
Communication
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People living in glass houses should not!
Proverb
People
Proverbs
Glass houses
Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
Proverb
Proverbs
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Temptation
Yield
You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.
Proverb
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A fool and his money are soon partying.
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Empty vessels make most noise.
Proverb
Fools
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Proverb
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A rolling stone gathers momentum.
Proverb
Proverbs
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Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.
English proverb
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Proverb
Proverbs
Fools rush in and get the best seats.
Proverb
Fools
Proverbs
Seating
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