Author: Proverb Page 3

If you don't know where you're going, any train will get you there.

Characteristics

All sizzle and no steak.

Proverbs

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Intelligence Proverbs Stupidity

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Beliefs Life Proverbs

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Beliefs Proverbs

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

Proverbs Work

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.

Children Money Proverbs Sex

There's no place like home.com!

Science/Weather

If you want something done, ask a busy person.

Proverbs

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

Failure Mistakes Problems Proverbs

If all else fails, try the obvious.

Problems Proverbs Situations

God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

Dance God Proverbs Things

The geek shall inherit the earth.

Proverbs Situations

People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

Communication Fools Intelligence Proverbs Speech

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night; on Sunday pray for crop failure.

Sex

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

Marriage Proverbs

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Situations Sleep

If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.

Life Proverbs

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Eating Food/Drink Proverbs Situations Sleep

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.

Communication Language Proverbs

Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.

Friends Money People Young