Author: Proverb Page 3

To err is human, to forgive is human.

People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

If all else fails, try the obvious.

The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.

Cat bathing is a martial art.

A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

The wages of sin is death – but the working conditions are good.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Absence makes the heart go wander.

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.

The geek shall inherit the earth.

There's no place like home.com!

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.

God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.

If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

A fool and his money are soon partying.