Author: Proverb Page 3

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Eating Food/Drink Proverbs Situations Sleep

Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.

Characteristics Proverbs

People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

Communication Fools Intelligence Proverbs Speech

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Memory Proverbs

Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.

Miscellaneous Proverbs

Abstinence makes the heart go wander.

Sex Wordplay

It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.

Appearance Marriage Proverbs Wives

Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.

Life Proverbs

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Fools Intelligence Money Proverbs

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.

Intelligence Proverbs Wisdom

If you don't know where you're going, any train will get you there.

Characteristics

Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.

Emotions Laughter Proverbs

A loaded wagon makes no noise.

Intelligence Wisdom

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Intelligence Proverbs Stupidity

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

Failure Mistakes Problems Proverbs

Better late than… pregnant.

Proverbs Situations Time

Chaste makes waste.

Proverbs Sex

Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped-over and kicked.

Animals Dogs Proverbs

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Situations Sleep

People living in glass houses should not!

People Proverbs

When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.

Proverbs