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Author: Proverb Page 4
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
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If you're in a hole, stop digging.
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The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.
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If you want something done, ask a busy person.
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
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The one who snores will fall asleep first.
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People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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Absence makes the heart go wander.
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All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.
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Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
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