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Absence makes the heart go wander.
Proverb
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A rolling stone gathers momentum.
Proverb
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When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.
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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.
English proverb
,
Proverb
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.
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Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.
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Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
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You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.
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