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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
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Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
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If all else fails, try the obvious.
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The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
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Cat bathing is a martial art.
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There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.
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A bird in the hand is usually dead.
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Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.
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If you don't know where you're going, any train will get you there.
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The one who snores will fall asleep first.
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If you want something done, ask a busy person.
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