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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
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Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.
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If you're in a hole, stop digging.
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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
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Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.
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When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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Empty vessels make most noise.
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Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
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When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.
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Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.
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God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.
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