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Author: Proverb Page 4
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
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Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.
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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
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Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
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Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
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It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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Abstinence makes the heart go wander.
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When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.
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Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!
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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
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