Author: Proverb Page 4

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.

Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

Abstinence makes the heart go wander.

When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.

Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.