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Author: Proverb Page 4
The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.
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Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
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A loaded wagon makes no noise.
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God is good, but never dance in a small boat.
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If you want something done, ask a busy person.
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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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There's no place like home.com!
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Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
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Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.
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,
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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.
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When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.
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