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Author: Proverb Page 4

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

Proverb
Activities Housework Life Proverbs

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.

Proverb
Intelligence Proverbs Wisdom Experience

If you're in a hole, stop digging.

Proverb
Problems Situations

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

Proverb
Miscellaneous Proverbs Choice Evil

Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.

Proverb
Friends Money People Young Borrowing

When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.

Proverb
Proverbs Situations Blind leading the blind

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Proverb
Proverbs Time Clocks

Empty vessels make most noise.

Proverb
Fools Intelligence Bragging

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Proverb
Age Proverbs Maturity

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Proverb
Future Husbands Marriage Proverbs Time Wives

People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

Proverb
Communication Fools Intelligence Proverbs Speech

When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.

Proverb
Proverbs

Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.

Proverb
Life Proverbs Roads

God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.

Proverb
Proverbs
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