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Author: Proverb Page 4
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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A loaded wagon makes no noise.
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Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
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Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
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If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.
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It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
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You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.
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To err is human, to forgive is human.
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There's no place like home.com!
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If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.
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