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Author: Russian proverb
The church is near, but the road is icy; the bar is far away, but I will walk carefully.
Russian proverb
Alcohol
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Bars
If you go to war pray once; if you go on a sea journey pray twice; but pray three times when you are going to be married.
Russian proverb
Marriage
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A dog is wiser than a woman; it doesn’t bark at its master.
Russian proverb
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Women
Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.
Russian proverb
Emotions
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Jealousy and love are sisters.
Russian proverb
Emotions
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If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also.
Russian proverb
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If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one.
Russian proverb
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